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2012-07-03 Home Front: Culture Wars

Woman who married warehouse to save a neighborhood

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Posted by CrazyFool 2012-07-03 00:39|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 I would really like to see the guest list, Mr and Mrs Sodacan, Ms Uggshoebox and of course the bridesmaid, Ciggie Butt.

Posted by Steven 2012-07-03 02:52|| 2012-07-03 02:52|| Front Page Top

#2 When asked if she had armed herself with a brick, she explained that the brick was her wife.

Jeebus, I'm just wonderin' how one goes about determining the gender of a freakin' brick?

Posted by BA 2012-07-03 07:30|| 2012-07-03 07:30|| Front Page Top

#3 Well at least she's not married to one of those filthy heterosexual humans.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2012-07-03 08:11|| 2012-07-03 08:11|| Front Page Top

#4 When asked if she had armed herself with a brick, she explained that the brick was her wife.

Hence the axiom, a few bricks short of a full load.

Posted by Besoeker 2012-07-03 11:34|| 2012-07-03 11:34|| Front Page Top

#5 Jeebus, I'm just wonderin' how one goes about determining the gender of a freakin' brick?

BA, when you look at a brick, do you see the usual evidence of masculinity? Q.E.D.

Posted by trailing wife 2012-07-03 12:26|| 2012-07-03 12:26|| Front Page Top

#6 Now now, lets not go putting sexual stereotypes on bricks, they have the right to persue their own identity without your pressure or expectations.

Posted by swksvolFF 2012-07-03 13:05|| 2012-07-03 13:05|| Front Page Top

#7 Right. And lets not get into how the marriage was consummated. Some things are better left unasked.

Posted by CrazyFool 2012-07-03 13:40|| 2012-07-03 13:40|| Front Page Top

#8 "Get the net..."

Posted by mojo 2012-07-03 13:50|| 2012-07-03 13:50|| Front Page Top

#9 Touche, TW. Great counter-point.

Can't wait to see the protests in San Fran over this one....

Posted by BA 2012-07-03 13:55|| 2012-07-03 13:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Is gay marriage legal in Washington? Masonry and all notwithstanding.

Aren't marriages for citizenship considered illegal. Isn't this the same thing more or less?

And did anyone actually ask the warehouse? I don't think a non-consentual marriage is valid in any case.

Posted by rjschwarz 2012-07-03 15:32|| 2012-07-03 15:32|| Front Page Top

#11 When asked if she had armed herself with a brick, she explained that the brick was her wife.

She's a brick. house.

Posted by swksvolFF 2012-07-03 15:47|| 2012-07-03 15:47|| Front Page Top

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