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2011-07-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Fred 2011-07-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Come on now let's be honest, given a shot a tender tootsies, what MonkeyMan wouldn't do the same? Hardweired from birth that way, ask PD.

Posted by S 2011-07-09 02:43|| 2011-07-09 02:43|| Front Page Top

#2 And then there is THIS:

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Frank. The midget."

Posted by Besoeker 2011-07-09 06:52|| 2011-07-09 06:52|| Front Page Top

#3 Good thing I finished my coffee before I read that, B.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2011-07-09 07:37|| 2011-07-09 07:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Shrimpers. Hard to spot until it's too late.

Posted by Secret Asian Man 2011-07-09 09:48|| 2011-07-09 09:48|| Front Page Top

#5 "Caught her .... + bit two off of her toes"...

Yokay, I'll bite, so it the masher trying to say her toes were the only worthy part of her body to strike.

DOn't wanna go there.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-07-09 23:14|| 2011-07-09 23:14|| Front Page Top

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