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2011-03-13 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Bank robbery thwarted after teller says no

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Posted by Fred 2011-03-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Why would this be Arab News? Is there something known about the idiot that would be relevant to the Arabs?

Posted by AlanC 2011-03-13 09:31|| 2011-03-13 09:31|| Front Page Top

#2 ..an analogy to people asking for support from the US?

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-03-13 10:11|| 2011-03-13 10:11|| Front Page Top

#3 There is one Wells Fargo bank branch in Scottsdale that was being robbed at least once a month, even though not a single robber ever got more than a mile away before being caught.

But the bank branch had enough, so erected bullet resistant laminate in front of the tellers. Even then, for a while, a Sheriff's Deputy sat on a chair in the lobby.

Some rocket surgeon armed robber entered the bank, stood patiently in line in full view of the Deputy, then pointed a gun at a teller behind the laminate and demanded money. The teller started waving at the Deputy, who didn't notice her at first.

"Hey! Don't do that!", yelled the dumbass robber, which attracted the attention of the Deputy, who drew his gun, walked up behind the robber and told him to drop it.

"What?", asked the incredibly stupid robber.

"Drop your gun! Now!", yelled the Deputy.

"Huh?", said the robber. The Deputy then just snatched the gun out of the robber's hand.

The epilogue was that the robber demanded the right to defend himself in court, then plead guilty.

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-03-13 11:23|| 2011-03-13 11:23|| Front Page Top

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