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2010-02-04 Africa Subsaharan

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Posted by Fred 2010-02-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 There used to be a great old cannon on Robben Island left over from the days when the coastal artillery school was posted there. If it remains, and could be returned to working order, maybe this 3rd grade dropout could be loaded in the breech and fired out to sea for the sharks!

Posted by Besoeker 2010-02-04 10:34|| 2010-02-04 10:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Compared to this guy, John Edwards is a piker.

Posted by Mike 2010-02-04 11:35|| 2010-02-04 11:35|| Front Page Top

#3 Old farm joke, seems to apply here.

A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked.

"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into
town."

"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"

"No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard."

Posted by Redneck Jim 2010-02-04 14:45|| 2010-02-04 14:45|| Front Page Top

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