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2010-01-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2010-01-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Now I fear for Keith's health. I have known a couple of filthy derelicts to have cardiac arrests while getting bathed. In a perverse way, the alcohol, drugs & tobacco may be serving as his life support system.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2010-01-27 01:43|| 2010-01-27 01:43|| Front Page Top

#2 "Man, how screwed up is your life when you disgust Keith Richard's enough to make him quit drinking" > D *** NG IT, THAT COMMENT IS HARD TO BEAT.

Only thing would be OZZIE NOT yelling, "SSSSHHHAAAAARRRRROOOOOONNNNNN"???

* "Giving up drinking" > Methinks I'll go wid ALL TOGETHER NOW, WITH FEELING,
"YYYEEEEEEAAAHHHHH RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT"!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-01-27 01:49|| 2010-01-27 01:49|| Front Page Top

#3 Nah , hes just jealous that Ronnie has been in the limelight too much .. Keith knows how to SHOCK !

Give it a month more publicity then we'll see him falling out of a nightclub/tree with some totty and a a bottle of vodka and cranberry juice

Correctly filed under Short attention span :)

Posted by Oscar 2010-01-27 03:43|| 2010-01-27 03:43|| Front Page Top

#4 Fortunately for Keith, he has heroin, morphine, hashish, and that glowing green stuff they used in 'Re-animator', to ward off the shakes.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-01-27 07:49|| 2010-01-27 07:49|| Front Page Top

#5 Republican in Kennedy's Senate seat.
Saints in the Super Bowl.
Keith Richards on the wagon.
Yep. Global Warming has reached Hades.

Posted by Glenmore 2010-01-27 11:04|| 2010-01-27 11:04|| Front Page Top

#6 That's going to put a dent in the UK's GDP.

Posted by Omiting the Younger 2010-01-27 18:52|| 2010-01-27 18:52|| Front Page Top

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