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2009-11-03 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Don't Bring A Screwdriver To A Shotgun Fight

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Posted by Anonymoose 2009-11-03 07:59|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Have to check the races of the woman and perp (I mean, victim) before we know if this is good or not.

Posted by gromky 2009-11-03 12:55|| 2009-11-03 12:55|| Front Page Top

#2 As I recall, the law in Texas makes fair game of anyone messing with your stuff at night.

Posted by SteveS 2009-11-03 13:11|| 2009-11-03 13:11|| Front Page Top

#3 It's dark out, screwdriver in hand, pregnant woman, busted lock? It won't matter. No jury in Texas would convict, even if he was shot in the back.

Posted by Mitch H.">Mitch H. 2009-11-03 13:34|| http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/]">[http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/] 2009-11-03 13:34|| Front Page Top

#4 2nd morale of the story:

Don't f-ck with a 8-month pregnant woman with a shotgun. she will be irritable, tied, and not very disposed to take any of your shit.

Question: Do 8-month pregnant women in Texas always pack shotguns?

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-11-03 14:41|| 2009-11-03 14:41|| Front Page Top

#5 She will be irritable, tired, and....

(sorry)

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-11-03 14:48|| 2009-11-03 14:48|| Front Page Top

#6 If it was in Massaholia they would arrest her for not running away if they had to, BUT, they would arrest her for carrying the shotgun first and not having it (and the shells) locked in separate containers in separate places.

Posted by AlanC">AlanC 2009-11-03 15:23|| 2009-11-03 15:23|| Front Page Top

#7 She will be irritable, tired, and....

She was pregnant, so we could figure out what you meant. ;-)

Posted by gorb 2009-11-03 22:20|| 2009-11-03 22:20|| Front Page Top

#8 I can see it now:
"Yo fat lady! Put down dat gun or I'll..."
**BLAM**

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-11-03 23:14|| 2009-11-03 23:14|| Front Page Top

#9 Wonder how the 'Good Hands' people will react to the insurance claim: " So YOU shot your own car, is that it, Ma'am?"
"I don't think comprehensive covers THAT...."

Posted by USN, Ret. 2009-11-03 23:34|| 2009-11-03 23:34|| Front Page Top

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