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2008-12-19 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Professor 'hit student hooker during sex'

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Posted by tipper 2008-12-19 06:29|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 The professor admitted to giving her the money and then said, "I guess I'm in trouble, huh?"

The student later regretted her decision, telling police she just wanted the investigation to "to go away".

"I'm in law school," she told a detective according to the police report. "This is bad."

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-12-19 09:04|| 2008-12-19 09:04|| Front Page Top

#2 A law student? There's got to be one royal snark about lawyers and prostitution in there someplace. I'll go with "We know what you are, we're just negotiating the price". Feel free to offer better :)

Posted by P2k 2008-12-19 09:23|| 2008-12-19 09:23|| Front Page Top

#3 Oops, that should have been signed with 'on holiday'.

Posted by P2k on holiday 2008-12-19 09:25|| 2008-12-19 09:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Where is the, "She told me to do her and make it hurt," excuse?

Posted by DarthVader 2008-12-19 10:18|| 2008-12-19 10:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, I guess she's not going to get a passing grade in his class, either. Bummer!

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2008-12-19 13:32|| 2008-12-19 13:32|| Front Page Top

#6 Time to switch majors. I recommend banking and finance.

Posted by Besoeker 2008-12-19 14:33|| 2008-12-19 14:33|| Front Page Top

#7 being from MI I find this hilarious, I wonder if she was a famed recipient of the Michigan Law School's affirmative action program, all those life experience points really paid off didn't they? The Prof was a "near eastern studies" teacher - typical. While I'll always root for UofM sports (no matter how bad) the University itself stinks of pretentiousness.

Posted by Andy Ulusoque aka Broadhead6 2008-12-19 15:39|| 2008-12-19 15:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Go Spartans! (MSU Green and White runs in my blood)

this is so funny, who is gonna end up screwing who?

Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-12-19 15:50|| 2008-12-19 15:50|| Front Page Top

#9 Serious made-for-TV movie material here. Since we are getting into a sports theme, let me just wallow in bad taste with Go Profs! Beat Hookers!

Posted by SteveS 2008-12-19 17:04|| 2008-12-19 17:04|| Front Page Top

#10 And I thought U of Arizona had the idiots.

Posted by Pappy 2008-12-19 17:29|| 2008-12-19 17:29|| Front Page Top

#11 Professor: "A passing score in this class is 76."
Groucho: "I just saw a passing score go by the door and she couldn't have been more than 21."

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-12-19 19:01|| 2008-12-19 19:01|| Front Page Top

#12 I'd hit it...

Posted by mojo">mojo 2008-12-19 22:15|| 2008-12-19 22:15|| Front Page Top

#13 She'll have her pick of top firm positions when she finished her JD.

Posted by AzCat 2008-12-19 22:33|| 2008-12-19 22:33|| Front Page Top

#14 She should have waited until after passing the BAR before f-kin her clients over.

And I think the passing grade was in the case was 69....

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-12-19 22:43|| 2008-12-19 22:43|| Front Page Top

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