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2008-03-11 Iraq

Al-Qaeda Commander in Northern Iraq: We Are in Dire Straits

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Posted by anonymous5089 2008-03-11 09:13|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Rather reminiscent of another Palestinian celebration. Hunt them down and burn their bodies into ashes. Then I will pass out candies.

Posted by ed 2008-03-11 09:24|| 2008-03-11 09:24|| Front Page Top

#2 They were promised the money for nothing and the chicks for free.

Posted by OldSpook 2008-03-11 09:27|| 2008-03-11 09:27|| Front Page Top

#3 I went all the way from saoodi to mesopotamia, and all I got to show for it is this lousy gunshot wound...

Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek 2008-03-11 09:32|| 2008-03-11 09:32|| Front Page Top

#4 "Ask about our new benefits package! Free transportation and 96 virgins!"

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-03-11 09:39|| 2008-03-11 09:39|| Front Page Top

#5 Whoops. Comment #1 in wrong thread.

Posted by ed 2008-03-11 09:42|| 2008-03-11 09:42|| Front Page Top

#6 we have humiliated the Crusaders, and have made their blood flow in the streets...

Right, humiliated, I forgot.
We're not the ones hiding in caves in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere, throwing rocks at tanks and blowing up buses full of women and kids.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-03-11 09:50|| 2008-03-11 09:50|| Front Page Top

#7 The Scene: A wistful Al Qaeda recruit, facing another long day of being pursued by US troops, and watching the Palestinians mug it up for the TV cameras in the comfort of home in the West Bank...

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the Jihad on the CNN TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Jihad for nothin' and virgins for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your trigger finger
Maybe get a blister on your bum

We gotta install IED setups
And dodge the predators
We gotta move from town to town now
We gotta run from the US Marines

See the little faggot with the turban and the Koran
Yeah buddy that's his own gun
That little faggot got his own TV Reporter
That little faggot he's a Jihad Star

We gotta install IED setups
And dodge the predators
We gotta move from town to town now
We gotta run from the US Marines

I shoulda learned to play the victim
I shoulda learned to play the press games
Look at that Jihadi, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? U-ulation noises?
Bangin' on his rifle like a Palestinian
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your Jihad for nothin' get your virgins for free

Posted by Nark Mopfler 2008-03-11 10:01|| 2008-03-11 10:01|| Front Page Top

#8 Outstanding Nark. I'd like to see the music video.

Posted by Penguin 2008-03-11 10:12|| 2008-03-11 10:12|| Front Page Top

#9 Excellent Narc! This is one for the classics just for that alone.

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-03-11 10:29|| 2008-03-11 10:29|| Front Page Top

#10 #7's org.. video how to modify it...
here

Posted by 3dc 2008-03-11 10:50|| 2008-03-11 10:50|| Front Page Top

#11 Everything muzzie involves Dire Something...this time it's straits, tomorrow it could be back to seething, rage, revenge, threats, or inshallah.

Posted by Muggsy Gling 2008-03-11 15:34|| 2008-03-11 15:34|| Front Page Top

#12 Dammit! I wanted to make that joke!

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2008-03-11 16:35|| 2008-03-11 16:35|| Front Page Top

#13 Compare wid WAFF.com Poster Thread > PRESSTV - US HAS MADE IRAN INTO A REGIONAL POWER. "Unintentionally" = indirectly, as per Officio from the US COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-03-11 19:12|| 2008-03-11 19:12|| Front Page Top

#14 AQ were the warmup band for Dire Straits for a couple of shows, but they just didn't have what it took. Poor guitar licks, drummer with no sense of rhythm and the lead singer kept bombing.

Posted by Chuck Simmins">Chuck Simmins 2008-03-11 19:50|| http://northshorejournal.org]">[http://northshorejournal.org] 2008-03-11 19:50|| Front Page Top

#15 Sultans of Swing......coincidence? Methinx not.

Posted by Phort Barnsmell7838 aka Broadhead6 2008-03-11 21:40|| 2008-03-11 21:40|| Front Page Top

#16 THE NEXT FEW MONTHS WILL PROVE DECISIVE - paragraphs section pretty much says it all, espec "We have been instructed to focus on attacking targets that are STRATEGICALLY AND MORALLY IMPORTANT TO OUR ENEMIES, ON THE EVE OF THE US ELECTION CAMPAIGN [IMO-means on or before November 2008?]...MAXIMIZE PAIN AND HUMILIATION/
EMBARRASMENT..."

Interestingly, RUSSOPHOBE - MOMENT OF TRUTH > THE NEXT TWO MONTHS [few months?]...

*WARFARE.RU > US TO SEEK THIRD FORWARD MISSLE DEFENSE SITE, MISSLE X-BAND RADAR IN SE EUROPE. Other than Czech + Poland, and CLOSE TO IRAN [Turkey?]; + US SEEKS 9.3BILLION FOR MILITARY MISSLE AGENCY [MDA Agency] + CHINA IN THE WORLD.

IRAN = Radical Islam need to stop US entrenchment, which in the absence of Islamist-only battlefield victory can likely only be achieved [short of "polluting" Islamism-Islam agenda via collusion wid ANTI-/NON-ISLAMIST WORLD POWERS] BY INTRODUCING HIGH-PROFILE, CASUALTY-INTENSIVE TERROR ATTACKS INSIDE THE USA.
OSAMA > DESIRES FOR ISLAM TO PROVE ITS DIVINE WORTH-PREMISES VV FIGHTING ITS END-TIMES, ALL-OUT APOCALYPTIC BATTLE AGZ NON-ISLAM IN IRAN-PERSIA. OSAMA needs or requires the USA, etc. to de facto attack and invade IRAN, which won't happen as per fighting the USA only in IRAQ-AFGHANISTAN = MUSIM CRESCENT.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-03-11 22:55|| 2008-03-11 22:55|| Front Page Top

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