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2007-10-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2007-10-16 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 Looks like LiLo is Tom Gores crack ho now.

Posted by gorb 2007-10-16 00:31|| 2007-10-16 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 She is hellbent on self destruction. I hope she manages to pull her life together before she ends up like Anna Nicole Smith.

Posted by Omomomp Big Foot4885 2007-10-16 01:33|| 2007-10-16 01:33|| Front Page Top

#3 maybe she could switch to fortified wines.. for a-while, heh switching that bug juices helps.... sometimes!

~:)

Posted by Red Dawg">Red Dawg 2007-10-16 04:25|| 2007-10-16 04:25|| Front Page Top

#4 Never heard of her.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-10-16 06:45|| 2007-10-16 06:45|| Front Page Top

#5 She spent $1MILLION on clothes, $70,000 on tanning and hair-styling and well over $500,000 on partying.

"And the rest she wasted...."

Posted by Steve 2007-10-16 07:38|| 2007-10-16 07:38|| Front Page Top

#6 Given the headline, I was expecting something a little different...

Posted by Raj 2007-10-16 08:09|| 2007-10-16 08:09|| Front Page Top

#7 more on how not to raise your kid brought to you by ma & pa lohan.

Posted by Broadhead6 2007-10-16 08:11|| 2007-10-16 08:11|| Front Page Top

#8 A potential bin Laden recruit? Self-hating, attempting slow-motion 'accidental' suicide, no direction or 'meaning' to her life. Typical cult fodder. The pattern is way too common in Hollywood, as well as among others who are too rich too soon.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-10-16 08:19|| 2007-10-16 08:19|| Front Page Top

#9 that explains why she can't afford underwear.

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-10-16 09:44|| 2007-10-16 09:44|| Front Page Top

#10 Frank, I thought that was Britney? Has Lohan been caught going commando as well? That would fit the profile.

Posted by Broadhead6 2007-10-16 10:37|| 2007-10-16 10:37|| Front Page Top

#11 What do ya doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
After you ruin your life?
Where do you go?
Who do you know?
What do ya doooooooo
After you've blown the game?

/Mose Allison, from his album, "You're Mind is on Vacation but your Mouth is working Overtime."

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2007-10-16 10:45|| 2007-10-16 10:45|| Front Page Top

#12 yep, Lindsay was first on the Pooter Patrol

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-10-16 11:05|| 2007-10-16 11:05|| Front Page Top

#13 The irony is the crazier she getes the less marketable she is. She may not be able to afford the wild life and it may save her life. Assuming her friends/fans/freaks don't enable her when she's got nothing but her name.

John Holmes did so much coke he couldn't get it up but he had to get it up to afford the cocaine. Catch-22.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-10-16 12:35|| 2007-10-16 12:35|| Front Page Top

#14 She needs a little violence in her life to balance out the easy money / party-all-the-time lifestyle. Beat her and kick her for an hour or two every day till she gets it.
My bill is in the mail.

Posted by Freud 2007-10-16 13:10|| 2007-10-16 13:10|| Front Page Top

#15 So...what the hell did this broad do to get all this dough to lose in the first place? Does notorious drug addicted drunken teenage slut pay that well?

Posted by tu3031 2007-10-16 13:25|| 2007-10-16 13:25|| Front Page Top

#16 She was the teen queen for a number of years. Most adults didn't notice her so much but the teens were buying movie tickets. Freaky Friday and Mean Girls were tremendous successes at the box office. Soon after that she lost it.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-10-16 13:30|| 2007-10-16 13:30|| Front Page Top

#17 She sounds like the Paleo-nation personified.....

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-10-16 14:17|| 2007-10-16 14:17|| Front Page Top

#18 I have two questions:

1. How can you make $7 mil by staring in a Herbie car movie?
2. How can you blow $7 mil like that?

Think about the kids in Iraq and Afghanistan and how un-complicated their lives are while someone is trying to kill them every day compared to this retard. I have no sympathy for such a retrobate. She needs a missionary more than the Congo.

Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back! 2007-10-16 16:06|| 2007-10-16 16:06|| Front Page Top

#19 I think she may be my ultimate woman.
A wee bit high maintenance for a grad student's budget though.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-10-16 16:16|| 2007-10-16 16:16|| Front Page Top

#20 Red Dog is have the answer....

What's the word? Thunderbird!
How's it sold?
Good and cold.
What's the jive? Bird's alive!
What's the price? Thirty twice.

Posted by 88sHeBang 2007-10-16 17:25|| 2007-10-16 17:25|| Front Page Top

#21 Looks like its time for Lilo to adopt a kid from Africa and say something important about global warming. She will be back in like Flynn in 30 seconds.

Posted by Intrinsicpilot 2007-10-16 18:40|| 2007-10-16 18:40|| Front Page Top

#22 Don't sell yourself short bigjim. I think you're right in her league --- you got enough cash for a dime bag or even have a can of pledge lying around she can huff in your closet?

Posted by Broadhead6 2007-10-16 21:55|| 2007-10-16 21:55|| Front Page Top

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