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2007-02-15 Terror Networks
Mook's Spooked
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Posted by ryuge 2007-02-15 09:58|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Anybody see a pattern here?

Yeah. Brave Jihadi Pussies. I've been seeing it since this thing started.
Posted by tu3031 2007-02-15 10:19||   2007-02-15 10:19|| Front Page Top

#2 Bravely bold al Tater
Rode forth from Najaf.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave al tater.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave al Tater.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave al Tater.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

Brave al Tater ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("I never!")
Yes, brave al Tater turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, al Tater!
Posted by Evil Elvis 2007-02-15 12:46||   2007-02-15 12:46|| Front Page Top

#3 That's very unfair of Peters, mookie only got to teheran because he had a long overdue appointement with a dentist. Can't blame him, really, can we?
Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-15 12:56||   2007-02-15 12:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Sure Mookie is a wuss, but if Team Satan was gunning for me, I'd beat feet out of town too. Those guys are deadly.
Posted by SteveS 2007-02-15 13:58||   2007-02-15 13:58|| Front Page Top

#5 Mook is actually starting his long-overdue course of treatment with the best orthodontist in Iran. Should take about 10 years to complete. And he refuses to be seen with his braces.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-02-15 15:35||   2007-02-15 15:35|| Front Page Top

#6 He went off looking for some Johnnycakes.
Posted by Capsu 78 2007-02-15 17:39||   2007-02-15 17:39|| Front Page Top

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