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2007-02-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

NASA, Following Nowak Case, to Assess Mental Reviews

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Posted by Fred 2007-02-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Astronauts ~~will~~ receive ~~a new~~ psychological evaluations when they seek to join the space program.

NASA Moonbat Sample Exam:

1. Are you the jealous type?
2. Do you wear diapers often?
3. Do you know Bill Oefelein?
4. Own a steel mallet?
5. Own your own trench coat?
6. Own a Co2 BB gun or folding knife?
7. Own or wear a wig?
8. Own or use pepper spray?
9. Enjoy scaring the hell out of people?
10. Have any rubber tubing around the house?

Posted by Besoeker 2007-02-08 01:33|| 2007-02-08 01:33|| Front Page Top

#2 Nowak's attorney, ... said yesterday his client simply ``wanted to have a talk'' with Shipman. Nowak was arrested carrying a steel mallet, a hunting knife, latex gloves, rubber tubing and garbage bags, according to an affidavit.

"Just a talk." Riiiight.

Lawyer wordplay. Just 'cause I like to be spanked with a stalk of wet celery doesn't make it a salad.

Posted by GORT 2007-02-08 08:15|| 2007-02-08 08:15|| Front Page Top

#3 . Do you wear diapers often?

All astronauts wear them during launches. Standard practice, standard issue.

Posted by NASA observer 2007-02-08 09:39|| 2007-02-08 09:39|| Front Page Top

#4 The Shuttle doesn't have toilets? Or do they expect launch to scare the shit out of the Astronauts?

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-02-08 17:09|| 2007-02-08 17:09|| Front Page Top

#5 The astronauts suit up a good while before launch, go throught the checkout period & countdown, then launch, then initial orbit maneuvers & checkout in orbit. No potty breaks during those long hours. One of the less glamorous sides of the business.

Posted by NASA observer 2007-02-08 18:43|| 2007-02-08 18:43|| Front Page Top

#6 but the technical diaper breakthroughs will benefit all of mankind

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-02-08 18:49|| 2007-02-08 18:49|| Front Page Top

#7 Where did you think they got that super-aborbant kitty litter from??? LOL

Posted by NASA observer 2007-02-08 18:53|| 2007-02-08 18:53|| Front Page Top

#8 ack ... 'absorbant'

Posted by NASA observer 2007-02-08 18:54|| 2007-02-08 18:54|| Front Page Top

#9 Also donned for re-entry.

Posted by Shipman 2007-02-08 21:33|| 2007-02-08 21:33|| Front Page Top

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