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2006-12-10 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Blogger : Hizballah Bought Military Uniforms in Large Quantities

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-12-10 16:31|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Dhimmiorata

Lebanon you are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....

Go correctly above all else
Placidly amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In renting a piece thereof.

Avoid strong and assertive persons
Go to sleep.

Ro-tate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their humour
Even though they be big fat black turkeys.

Know how to kiss ass.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.

Wherever possible, put people on hold
and never hold a warrior's coat.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.

Chorus

Lebanon You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The rest of us are laughing behind your back.

Remember the Crusaders.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, and scold the West.

Know yourself.
If you need help, call the 911.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon in the comment section on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, and conspiracies
And let not the sands of time
Get in your falafel.

Hire people with hooks and salad forks.

For a good time call the United Nations
Ask for "Kofi"

Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dawg is finally getting enough cheese.

And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in New Jersey.

Chorus

Lebanon you are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The rest of us are laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, cosmic muffin or Hizb'Allah

With all its hopes, dreams, promises and Israeli urban renewal
Lebanon continues to deteriorate.

GIVE UP!

Lebanon you are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The rest of us are laughing behind your back.

/ripped from Deteriorata

Posted by RD 2006-12-10 17:51|| 2006-12-10 17:51|| Front Page Top

#2 Rofl, RD. Perfectamundo, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-12-10 17:55|| 2006-12-10 17:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Time to change the uniforms, or would that be too expensive?

Posted by gorb 2006-12-10 18:01|| 2006-12-10 18:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Great work, RD!

As to the uniforms. Why is this a problem? Lebanon's police and military need to purchase a clue and realize that Hezbollah is trying to get them all killed. The sooner these dumbfucks start snuffing Hezbollah ass, the quicker they'll have a chance of surviving the next round with Israel.

It's really the same story everywhere. People need to understand that having terrorists in your midst does one thing, IT GETS YOU KILLED. End of story.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-12-10 19:24|| 2006-12-10 19:24|| Front Page Top

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