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2006-05-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Apocalypse Imminent: Paris Hilton plans reggae, hip hop album

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Posted by tu3031 2006-05-30 14:11|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Well, maybe if they bundled the CD with a copy of the video...

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2006-05-30 14:48|| 2006-05-30 14:48|| Front Page Top

#2 That's it. It has become official. The music industry is as devoid of talent as Hollywood.

Posted by DarthVader 2006-05-30 15:12|| 2006-05-30 15:12|| Front Page Top

#3 Where have you gone, M.C. Hammer? A nation turns its tortured ears to you.

Posted by Mike 2006-05-30 15:33|| 2006-05-30 15:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Gregorian chants, polkas, Bollywood show tunes, whatever ya want.

Heh, heh forgot the highlighter.

Posted by 6 2006-05-30 15:53|| 2006-05-30 15:53|| Front Page Top

#5 You sure?

Posted by tu3031 2006-05-30 15:54|| 2006-05-30 15:54|| Front Page Top

#6 Thats a real HUMMER!

Posted by Besoeker 2006-05-30 15:55|| 2006-05-30 15:55|| Front Page Top

#7 hummm...that Paris pic calls for sometin..

the Wonder Butt Bra.

hat tip Frank

LOL! >::

Posted by RD 2006-05-30 16:05|| 2006-05-30 16:05|| Front Page Top

#8 Hell, if Steven Seagal can sing blues (and he appears to be good at it, shockingly), I'm sure the talented Paris Hilton will do just fine with reggae! Bob Marley's spirit lives on!

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-05-30 17:38|| 2006-05-30 17:38|| Front Page Top

#9 Please soneone, pass the placenta.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-05-30 18:06|| 2006-05-30 18:06|| Front Page Top

#10 I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most," Hilton said.

What time did you say that, sweetie? What time is it now? Oh, nevermind. It's the off to the new cooking show - (Hors) D'Oeuvres de Paris.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-05-30 20:49|| 2006-05-30 20:49|| Front Page Top

#11 "Stars Are Blind."

Hopefully they're not tone-deaf as well....

Posted by Pappy 2006-05-30 21:34|| 2006-05-30 21:34|| Front Page Top

#12 I do recall that RD - somethin' ain't right

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-05-30 22:30|| 2006-05-30 22:30|| Front Page Top

#13 ever since you mentioned it pops into my head every time I see her pic. a HOOT!

Posted by RD 2006-05-30 23:20|| 2006-05-30 23:20|| Front Page Top

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