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2006-04-06 Afghanistan
Amateur Hour For Suicide Bombers
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Posted by Steve 2006-04-06 09:31|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Let's face it, the occupation doesn't afford a career ladder.
Posted by Captain America 2006-04-06 10:02||   2006-04-06 10:02|| Front Page Top

#2 The solution to this problem is a new al-Jizz program to be called Arabian Idiot. It would show Arabians casing the target, building the bomb, recording their message of inspiration, etc. Whoever is alive for the final show wins $20,000 from Saddam Hussein.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-04-06 10:12||   2006-04-06 10:12|| Front Page Top

#3 Taken from his Cheetos fund?
Posted by Grons Glomose4068 2006-04-06 10:13||   2006-04-06 10:13|| Front Page Top

#4 The relative success of bombers in Iraq is attributable to having operatives on hand to get the bomber to the target and then remotely detonating the explosive.

The Taliban does not yet appear to have the support staff inside Afghanistan.


Posted by DoDo 2006-04-06 11:25||   2006-04-06 11:25|| Front Page Top

#5 No, no, I've got it. You get two terror cells each of which considering blowing up 1 of 3 different targets. But get this -- they TRADE PLACES!! In return, each team will be aided and abetted by a spiritual leader and a fabricator. Each team only gets $1,000 for materials, but 1 of the 3 targets is a bonus target, in which case they get $2,000.
Posted by Perfesser 2006-04-06 11:35||   2006-04-06 11:35|| Front Page Top

#6 That’s crazy enough to work Perfesser. Maybe call it “Amazing Racists” or how bout “Dancing with 72 Virgins”.
Posted by DepotGuy 2006-04-06 12:17||   2006-04-06 12:17|| Front Page Top

#7 But assembling the team of technicians and support staff needed to select, train, equip and deliver a suicide attacker effectively, is much more difficult.

Give us a call, send us your resumes.
Posted by Blackwater 2006-04-06 12:22||   2006-04-06 12:22|| Front Page Top

#8 Something tells me that the "selection" process involves one person forgetting to step backward when a whole bunch of other people around him do.
Posted by Zenster 2006-04-06 17:06||   2006-04-06 17:06|| Front Page Top

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