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2005-12-13 Terror Networks
Binny to issue new message soon
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Posted by Dan Darling 2005-12-13 02:26|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Why wait, use this simple device and you can get messages from bin Laden:
How To Use a Ouija Board
Your Guide, Stephen Wagner From Stephen Wagner,
Your Guide to Paranormal Phenomena.

A Ouija board can be an interesting experience. Some believe it is a doorway to another world and warn against its use, but most people see it as a harmless diversion, especially if it's not taken too seriously. Here are some guidelines.

Difficulty: Easy

Time Required: 15 minutes to 1 hour
Here's How:

1. It takes two to Ouija. Usually one person is not able to work the Ouija. Get a friend to use it with you. A male and female is usually recommended.

2. Timing. Most practitioners suggest using the board at night when, they say, less interference is in the atmosphere.

3. Create some atmosphere. The Ouija is more fun if you darken the room and light some candles. Turn off the TV and any music to minimize distractions.

4. Have a seat. The two users should sit facing each other, with knees touching if possible, with the board on their laps. Don't use a table.

5. Decide on a questioner or medium. Even though both people can ask questions -- or anyone else in the room can -- only one of the users should be the medium (the one to formally ask questions of the board).

6. Place your fingers on the planchette. You and your partner should place the fingers of both hands very lightly on the planchette, or pointer.

7. Move it. Purposely move the planchette around in a circle on the board for a moment or two to get it 'warmed up.'

8. Attitude. Don't let the board control the session. The medium should begin by announcing that the session will only allow an experience that is positive or toward a higher good and that negative energies are not welcome.

9. Begin simply. Start with a simple question, one that requires a yes or no answer.

10. Be patient. You might not begin to get answers right away. Give the board a chance to 'warm up.'

11. Be polite. When the board starts working, thank the board or entities for showing up and communicating with you.

12. Don't ask stupid questions. Avoid questions such as, 'When am I going to die?' If the board answers, 'in 6 months,' you might just worry about it needlessly.

13. Don't ask for physical signs. Many experienced users warn against asking for physical signs that the 'spirit' is real or present.

14. Don't believe everything the board tells you. Just as with any other source of information, don't accept whatever the board says to be the truth or accurate.

15. Close the board. This is an important step. When you're done with your session, slide the planchette to 'GOODBYE' and remove your hands.

Tips:

1. Have someone write down the answers. Sometimes the letters spell out very quickly and it's difficult to keep track of what's being said. A third person with paper and pen can write down the message as it comes.
2. Play sober. You'll get better results if you haven't been drinking or smoking.
3. Maintain control. If the board starts giving rude, vulgar, obscene or otherwise disagreeable responses, break off the session immediately by closing the board.
Posted by bruce 2005-12-13 08:24||   2005-12-13 08:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Yep, Paleo sources are big on the truth. Pure wishful thunking. Move on.
Posted by Unetch Threck8411 2005-12-13 09:04||   2005-12-13 09:04|| Front Page Top

#3 "The last message attributed to bin Laden appeared on 16 December last year. In it, he spoke about the militant attack on the US consulate in the Saudi city of Jeddah some ten days earlier, in which five non-American members of the consulate staff were killed and all the attackers were either killed or captured."

"Militant attack?" When does the MSM ever call it a terrorist attack?
Posted by The Happy Fliegerabwehrkanonen 2005-12-13 09:51|| http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]  2005-12-13 09:51|| Front Page Top

#4 IIRC he hasn't made any identifiable reference in much longer than that. It's all been: "our brothers in jihad striking the infidels in the land of two rivers....yadda yadda"

All he has to do is hold up a current NYTimes or even Al-Jizz....not so hard to do if you're not decomposing.
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2005-12-13 10:51||   2005-12-13 10:51|| Front Page Top

#5 ... a source it describes as "well-informed and close to the Islamic terror organisation,"

So this source has no problem calling it a terror org while our MSM does.
Posted by Xbalanke 2005-12-13 11:09||   2005-12-13 11:09|| Front Page Top

#6 BINNY WILL ISSUE A MESSAGE
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THEY ARE GATHERING AT THE CAVE
Posted by BigEd 2005-12-13 11:18||   2005-12-13 11:18|| Front Page Top

#7 "...The weekly al-Manar newspaper also says the al-Qaeda leader has decided..."

Well since its a weekly rather than a daily they've had plenty of time to do fact checking so this must be credible.
Posted by mhw 2005-12-13 12:08||   2005-12-13 12:08|| Front Page Top

#8 "Paul is dead."
Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-12-13 12:39|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2005-12-13 12:39|| Front Page Top

#9 Bruce, Pen & Teller had a good ep on their show Bullshit about the Ouiji boards. Did you know that if you blindfold the guys using it and then flip the board upside down without their knowing it the ghosts will also not notice and will indicate where the NO used to be. Fascinating how easy it is to fool stupid ghosts.
Posted by rjschwarz 2005-12-13 14:23||   2005-12-13 14:23|| Front Page Top

#10 Maybe Binny's ghost will send the ghosts of Ramadan Past, Ramadan Present, and Ramadan Future to haunt GWB.
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-12-13 14:27||   2005-12-13 14:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Al Qaeda should get the boys over at Fark.com to run an "Audio Edit" contest that uses Binny's old speeches to make a 'timely' new one.

It would save them a lot of work.
Posted by Parabellum 2005-12-13 18:16||   2005-12-13 18:16|| Front Page Top

#12 That's nothing, I heard Ali G was going to interview him live on HBO in his next show.
Posted by Ol Dirty American 2005-12-13 19:32||   2005-12-13 19:32|| Front Page Top

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