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2005-12-13 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

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Posted by Fred 2005-12-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "while on board he threatened to cause a disturbance and he was removed."

Next time bring the duct tape.

Posted by PBMcL 2005-12-13 00:22|| 2005-12-13 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Tattoo his hand, "Not permitted in Israel." Then charge his credit card for his return ticket, and the round-trip (1st class, of course) for his Mossad guard. Not forgetting to charge the ass for the guard's salary and benefits for the time period, as well, as the expenditures would have been unnecessary had the ass not snuck into the country illegally. And of course, add his name to the U.S. no-fly terrorist list. If he wants to go somewhere, let him take Air Salonika or some other puddle-jumping off-brand airline that doesn't take security precautions... and also doesn't clean the bathrooms often.

Posted by trailing wife 2005-12-13 06:40|| 2005-12-13 06:40|| Front Page Top

#3 tattoo his forehead - do it with a soldering iron

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-12-13 21:38|| 2005-12-13 21:38|| Front Page Top

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