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2005-11-24 Europe

Hirsi Ali Wants to Make a Muslim 'Life of Brian'

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Posted by phil_b 2005-11-24 02:45|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 If you thought it was dangerous standing in line to apply for work with the Iraqi security forces or vote in Mosul, just wait till the box office opens on this production. Well, at least it'll get those on the fence to seek out their 72 virgins now rather than later. Best they go directly to DVD and Amazon for the movie's release.

Posted by Joter Jeter5162 2005-11-24 04:58|| 2005-11-24 04:58|| Front Page Top

#2 I've been wondering why some of the wits out there haven't been making basement budget movies that make fun of Islam, and posting them as viral videos on the Internet.

You could shoot such a movie anywhere from OK to CA, wear lots of really unflattering makeup and fake noses so you couldn't be identified, and you could be as nasty as you wanna be.

You could get some Jim Carrey-like guy to play the frenetic, insane, homicidal pedophile Mocmud to the hilt. If nothing else, while other actors talk, you could show him chasing various animals in the background. The animals he owns could have little pink ribbons around their collars. Gags like that.

His visions of Allan would be after smoking hashish and getting really drunk, and the angel that talks to him could quote while reading from Dianetics, The Book of Mormon, and the Communist Manifesto. The angel could arrive and depart in a cardboard box, with Tardis sound effects.

Guaranteed it would be a hit in the Middle East, especially with Arabic subtitles, and would be followed with many cries for bloody vengeance--extra ironic if everyone in the movie who screams for murder and violence and war are just the most disgusting lot imagineable.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-11-24 07:24|| 2005-11-24 07:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Would it look something like this?

Posted by .com 2005-11-24 09:40|| 2005-11-24 09:40|| Front Page Top

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