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2005-10-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Jackal 2005-10-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Jackals attack the village during night leaving bloody scars on the bodies of their victims. A few of the victims' eyes have been brutally clawed out by the animals. "The jackal came and attacked me while I was sleeping. It hit my eyes with the powerful claws," says Kunti Bai, whose left eye has been badly damaged in the attack.

Kunti Bai musta been drinkin Kickapoo juice when he told that fib. Everyone knows jackals don't scratch, just ask my cat, skittles.

Posted by Red Dog 2005-10-29 04:55|| 2005-10-29 04:55|| Front Page Top

#2 These people must have some sort of religious or European prohibition against self defense. What would the life expectancy be for these jackals in a small TEXAS village? Substitute 'terrorist' for 'jackal' & you would get the same result.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2005-10-29 09:54|| 2005-10-29 09:54|| Front Page Top

#3 Root cause could be rabies. Pop-a-jackel and perform a necropsy and see if the little buggers have set up shop.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-10-29 16:41|| 2005-10-29 16:41|| Front Page Top

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