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2005-09-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Oztralian [AKA] God Save The World 2005-09-26 03:41|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 That homewrecking b!*ch!

Posted by Siegfried 2005-09-26 08:49|| 2005-09-26 08:49|| Front Page Top

#2 At least a penguin won't try to rip out your throat.

Posted by Roy 2005-09-26 08:51|| 2005-09-26 08:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Zookeepers are at a loss to explain Silo's sudden conversion.

Clue: Men like women.

Posted by DragonFly 2005-09-26 10:35|| 2005-09-26 10:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Andy Sullivan must be in a funk.

Posted by Pappy 2005-09-26 11:26|| 2005-09-26 11:26|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, this stands "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" on it's head doesn't it?

Posted by Doc8404 2005-09-26 11:50|| 2005-09-26 11:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Scrappy, a new female penguin, moved into the neighborhood and caught Silo's eye.

Scrappy (L) and Silo
(Gothamist Blog)

Sung to "Whatever Lola Wants"
From "Damn Yankees"
(Since is is almost playoff time)

Whatever Scrappy wants
Scrappy gets
And little bird, little Scrappy wants you
Make up your mind to end the gay life
Recline yourself, resign yourself, Roy's through
I always get what I aim for
And your birdy soul is what I came for

Whatever Scrappy wants
Scrappy gets,
Your gay life's through
Don't you know you can't win?
You're no exception to the rule,
I'm irresistible, you fool, give in!...Give in!...Give in!

Hello, Silo
It's me
He swims so far
-hold on-that's you
Aaah-haaaaaa
Poo poo pa doop
Peek-a-boo
Yoo-hoo

I always get what I aim for
And you birdy soul is what I came for
...Scrappy wants
...Scrappy gets
...You'll never win
I'm irresistible, you fool,
Give in...Give in...Give in.

Posted by Ogeretla 2005 2005-09-26 13:01|| 2005-09-26 13:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Bravo!

Posted by Shipman 2005-09-26 13:30|| 2005-09-26 13:30|| Front Page Top

#8 Does this mean that he'll have to be killed now?

Posted by tu3031 2005-09-26 13:33|| 2005-09-26 13:33|| Front Page Top

#9 But will the new "straight" nest have track-lighting and be as fabulously decorated?

Posted by Dar">Dar 2005-09-26 16:04|| 2005-09-26 16:04|| Front Page Top

#10 Andy Sullivan is a bath house whore who just happens to write about his one-trick pony obsession irrespective of topic.

Posted by Captain America 2005-09-26 16:24|| 2005-09-26 16:24|| Front Page Top

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