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2005-09-20 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-09-20 06:49|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Send someone from the UN to what they do best: monitor the situation.

Posted by eLarson 2005-09-20 10:22|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2005-09-20 10:22|| Front Page Top

#2 OW, OW, Ow, Puns at thirty paces is it?
You're on sir.
Willett be a problem?

Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-09-20 13:01|| 2005-09-20 13:01|| Front Page Top

#3 "She wanted me to come and pick it up before her son got home. It seems she'd told him that people should never shoot what they weren't going to eat."

In de-Nile, is she?

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-09-20 13:39|| 2005-09-20 13:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Killing the lizards would be, like, mean and cruel and stuff; not to mention getting PETA panties in a bunch. Nice friendly, Green solution is to introduce a natural predator like jaguars. Or Komodo dragons. That's it! Komodo dragons!

Posted by SteveS 2005-09-20 14:00|| 2005-09-20 14:00|| Front Page Top

#5 That's it! Komodo dragons!

And when the Komodo dragons run out of monitor lizards and start eating people, you just introduce a larger predator to eat them. Which would be....ah, T-Rex?

Posted by Steve">Steve 2005-09-20 16:43|| 2005-09-20 16:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Komodo Dragons are a particularly large subspecies of monitor lizard.

Posted by phil_b 2005-09-20 17:32|| 2005-09-20 17:32|| Front Page Top

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