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2005-08-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Tiger Cub Saved From Cooking Pot Goes Missing

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Posted by Pappy 2005-08-19 00:45|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I forsee a made for TV movie coming called:

"TIGER BALM:Taste This Punks"

"As a young cub, he gets cooked"
"But, by the power of Zeus, he escapes"
"He flies to Japan to train under the great ninja master, Master Wasabi Sushi"
"Then he travels to Germany for advanced military tactics and weapons training"
"Then he travels back to the land that tried to cook him and gets a job as the head chef"
"The restaurant employees never suspected him, for he was a humble employee"
"But his eyes had the word "revenge" engraved inside"
"He was there for only reason: REVENGE! REVENGE! REVENGE!"
"Then one day, when he gained everyone's trust, he started killing them one by one alternating between his ninja and advanced military killing styles."
"He would take them into the jungle, apply dry rub, roast them and EAT! EAT! EAT! them"
"This became a vengeful addition, he could not stop until everyone was DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!"
"Now he resides, with his wife and two kids, with an assumed name, in an undisclosed ~~major famous city~~ location in Nevada."

Posted by Poison Reverse 2005-08-19 09:55|| 2005-08-19 09:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Tiger Balm: it's Grrrrrrrreaaat!

Posted by Tony the Tiger">Tony the Tiger 2005-08-19 11:24|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-08-19 11:24|| Front Page Top

#3
Buuuuuurrrrrrp! Mmmmmmmm! Tiger Cub, tastes like a cross between Spotted Owl and Sea Otter!

AR

Posted by Analog Roam 2005-08-19 14:09|| 2005-08-19 14:09|| Front Page Top

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