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2005-07-27 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

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Posted by DEEK 2005-07-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Does the job come with a retirement package?

Posted by Captain America 2005-07-27 02:04|| 2005-07-27 02:04|| Front Page Top

#2 That photo is ... obscene.

'nuff said.

Posted by Tony (UK) 2005-07-27 02:21|| 2005-07-27 02:21|| Front Page Top

#3 I can see it in the personals:

Wanted: One jihadi....not looking for anything long term. Kinda like.....slam, BAM, thank you ma'am.

Posted by Tom Dooley 2005-07-27 03:06|| 2005-07-27 03:06|| Front Page Top

#4 *sigh* kids. they blow up so quickly.

Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan 2005-07-27 07:10|| 2005-07-27 07:10|| Front Page Top

#5 I, of course, can not go with you, as the Teheran satellite has a classic American porn festival running that weekend, but I will be with you in spirit, as always...

Posted by Ayatollah Masbah Yazdi 2005-07-27 08:59|| 2005-07-27 08:59|| Front Page Top

#6 Applicants will be given a series of detonator button pushing tests to ensure they have mastered the requisite fine motor skills. A rapid Psychological examination will also be administered to verify the mandatory religiously inspired violent psychosis of each applicant. If selected, applicant will be required to sign a noncompetition clause and an assignment of rights to 36 of their deferred mule compensation program benefits. EOE - both Sunni and Shia are welcome.

Posted by MunkarKat 2005-07-27 09:11|| 2005-07-27 09:11|| Front Page Top

#7 I got some Halal for ya, Yazdi!

Posted by Ron Hedgehog Jeremy">Ron Hedgehog Jeremy 2005-07-27 09:59|| 2005-07-27 09:59|| Front Page Top

#8 Lol! #4 Needs a Beverage Alert attached!

Nice one, PD!

Posted by .com 2005-07-27 10:18|| 2005-07-27 10:18|| Front Page Top

#9 Agreed, .com! On a serious note, when is the Beeb gonna quit calling them martyrs. A martyr is one who dies (is murdered) for his beliefs by him/herself...not one who commits suicide in order to take out as many Joooos/infidels as possible. Next thing ya know, they'll be "suicide bombers/insurgents"

Posted by BA 2005-07-27 10:33|| 2005-07-27 10:33|| Front Page Top

#10 Splodydopes is the proper term.

Posted by 3dc 2005-07-27 12:14|| 2005-07-27 12:14|| Front Page Top

#11 $behaviour = array(
"read koran",
"seethe",
"beat wife",
"go to public stoning",
"rant about zionism",
"plant bombs",
"kill female relative",
"martyrdom mission",
"go to public amputation",
"whine about islamophobia",
"read mein kampf",
"watch jihad video",
"decapitate infidel");
for(;;) { // infinite loop
$nextmove = array_rand(array_flip($behaviour));
echo $nextmove . " - ";
if $nextmove = "martyrdom mission" break;
}

Posted by The Shining Skull 2005-07-27 20:28|| 2005-07-27 20:28|| Front Page Top

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