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2005-07-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Tom Cruise: Movie star or Alien Messenger?

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Posted by Steve 2005-07-01 11:23|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Do scientologists have a plan to fight Islamofascists? apart from shouting there's still room to be clear on the boat.

Posted by Kalle (kafir forever) 2005-07-01 12:55|| 2005-07-01 12:55|| Front Page Top

#2 Tom Cruise: Movie star or Alien Messenger?

Actually, dude having a whack job midlife crisis. Most guys go out and by a Vette or a Harley. But he can get engaged to a twenty something starlet and gets to make an ass of himself on every talk show in America.

Posted by tu3031 2005-07-01 13:24|| 2005-07-01 13:24|| Front Page Top

#3 But now you have to ask yourself: Is Cruise the Messiah trying to save his worthless species from pitiless aliens bent on annihilation? Or is he the lead agent of the aliens himself?

Nah, he's really Xenu, and he's infiltrated the Scientologists. Shhhh! Don't tell!

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#4 [insert MIB jokes here; e.g. Dennis Rodman]

Posted by .com 2005-07-01 16:06|| 2005-07-01 16:06|| Front Page Top

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