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2005-06-08 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2005-06-08 12:45|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

Sheriff's deputies let the bear out through a back door.

How'd the deputies get the bear to leave?

They threatened to send the wet, naked David down there if the bear didn't leave.

It has not been seen since.

;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2005-06-08 13:45|| 2005-06-08 13:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Surely not...the wet naked Dave option?

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-06-08 13:58|| 2005-06-08 13:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Who let the bear out?

Posted by True German Ally 2005-06-08 14:01|| 2005-06-08 14:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Reminds me of a good story, told me by a friend who used to be a flying doctor in Alaska. One of the nurses at his clinic had a family of bears that transited her backyard every day around dusk. One week when her mother was visiting from the Lower 48, she arrived home from work to find the house completely dark. Mama had put some food out on the deck, and was sitting on the floor by the sliding glass doors, waiting for Mama Bear to come up on the deck so she could get a picture of the bear with her Kodak Instamatic 110.

As the nurse gently explained while retreiving the bear bait, when the flash went off, it would have been immediately followed by a twelve-foot bear crashing through the plate glass.

Posted by Mike 2005-06-08 15:13|| 2005-06-08 15:13|| Front Page Top

#5 LOL Steve. Crazy good inline. Furry paws indeed.

Posted by Shipman 2005-06-08 17:26|| 2005-06-08 17:26|| Front Page Top

#6 I don't ever wanna see Dave naked and wet.

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-06-08 19:33|| 2005-06-08 19:33|| Front Page Top

#7 I don't even look in the bathroom mirror!
It's a scary scary sight!! LOL

Posted by Dave 2005-06-08 19:59|| 2005-06-08 19:59|| Front Page Top

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