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2005-05-24 Europe

Chirac says EU constitution would put back Turkey accession

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Posted by Steve 2005-05-24 11:57|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Okay, mes amis, what do I have to say to get you to vote yes? Haven't you seen Article 1,471 part B (ii) that provides for a four-hour workweek? Yes, it's there. Look at Appendix 141: the US becomes French colony, as well it should. Mesdames, under secret codicil 848 your bosoms will become larger. Would I lie to you?"

Posted by Matt 2005-05-24 12:36|| 2005-05-24 12:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Anyone up for a Guardian Clark COunty-style mass email campaign to French voters?

Something like,

"Cher amis,
We in America understand your ambitions and wish to let you know of our deep support for your EU superstate that will include Turkey and eventually Ukraine and Israel as well. Support the war on terror. Vote YES on 27 May!
In solidarity, your American friend,
x"

Posted by thibaud (aka lex) 2005-05-24 13:27|| 2005-05-24 13:27|| Front Page Top

#3 chers amis.
Or maybe it's better with the original faux pas...

Posted by thibaud (aka lex) 2005-05-24 13:28|| 2005-05-24 13:28|| Front Page Top

#4 I wonder what he'll promise next, free government prostitutes for all the Oui voters? Maybe he will offer all women free liposuction, breast enhancement and makeovers by homosexuals.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-05-24 13:37|| 2005-05-24 13:37|| Front Page Top

#5 free subscriptions to Oui magazine?

Posted by thibaud (aka lex) 2005-05-24 13:39|| 2005-05-24 13:39|| Front Page Top

#6 Chirac will say anything to get this passed. The French are seeing this as another ball and chain attached to them. They are right.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-05-24 14:20|| 2005-05-24 14:20|| Front Page Top

#7 He'll be setting up the free blowjob booths by the Arc de Triomphe any day now. He'll be manning one himself...

Posted by tu3031 2005-05-24 18:38|| 2005-05-24 18:38|| Front Page Top

#8 I guess playing the race card in France is an entirely different propsition.

Posted by Super Hose 2005-05-24 19:57|| 2005-05-24 19:57|| Front Page Top

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