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2005-01-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2005-01-28 6:21:24 PM|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 60 bottles of beer might do it. Was it mentioned that his bladder exploded in a froth of foam.

Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-01-28 6:35:33 PM|| 2005-01-28 6:35:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Did he write a book in the snow? "How I Survived the Avalanche".

Posted by tu3031 2005-01-28 6:37:16 PM|| 2005-01-28 6:37:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 His liver hurts? How would he know?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2005-01-28 6:56:25 PM|| 2005-01-28 6:56:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I've never felt so, so minor league.

Posted by Shipman 2005-01-28 6:59:18 PM|| 2005-01-28 6:59:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Wouldn't it have been easier to just pour the beer on the snow? Oh, God, what am I saying? Pour out perfectly good beer? NEVER!

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-01-28 7:21:13 PM|| 2005-01-28 7:21:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Now that is what I'd call a holiday.

Posted by Bulldog 2005-01-28 7:21:38 PM|| 2005-01-28 7:21:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Deacon, we are going to kick you out of the mens club if you continue to talk like that. But I think that pure beer would freeze more than urine, so he did the right thing.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2005-01-28 7:58:20 PM|| 2005-01-28 7:58:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 CS - yep, the beer came out at body temp.
Now lets go locate that Audi, should be by a big yellow spot along side the road.

Posted by Crereper Thomble7321 2005-01-28 8:43:41 PM|| 2005-01-28 8:43:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 I'm thinking this is a good "dog ate my homework" story about why you lost your car and are wandering around smashed in a snowstorm

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-28 8:54:23 PM|| 2005-01-28 8:54:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 thatn my ferst thinkin to frank

Posted by muck4doo 2005-01-28 8:55:15 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-01-28 8:55:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I don't know about the beer freezing before the urine, Sarge. The Last batch of Deacon Blues Pork Palace and Potables Parlour Stout came in at a little over 6% alcohol. I gues the Engineer in me took over for a minute there. "Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat the yellow snow".
Frank Zappa

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-01-28 9:33:19 PM|| 2005-01-28 9:33:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 This man used his body as a chemical reactor for turning beer into heat energy to melt his way out of an avalanche.

The guy deserves an award for genius.

Posted by Glosing Slang5997 2005-01-28 11:30:53 PM|| 2005-01-28 11:30:53 PM|| Front Page Top

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