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2004-12-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

OSAMA'S PENILE IMPLANT STUCK IN 'ON' POSITION! (Weekly World News)

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Posted by ed 2004-12-09 05:28|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Wasn't there a story a couple years ago that Binny suffers from Dinky Doinker Syndrome? In that case, I don't suppose it gets in the way, even if it is stuck in the 'on' position...

Posted by Fred 2004-12-09 8:39:37 AM|| 2004-12-09 8:39:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "He's got a woody that won't quit and the pain must be blinding,"
Worst case of blue balls ever, I suppose. No wonder he's ornery.
Fred - it mentions his puny pecker and gay affair with Sammy:-)

Posted by Spot 2004-12-09 9:41:43 AM|| 2004-12-09 9:41:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 What a CRAZY story! Maybe, if we sent him some VIagra for the holidays the troops could find him easier??? Afterall, he would have to come out of hiding for the persuit of happiness**

Andrea Jackson

Posted by Andrea Jackson 2004-12-09 7:22:14 PM|| 2004-12-09 7:22:14 PM|| Front Page Top

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