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2004-09-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2004-09-01 11:47:29 AM|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Mountain Oysters?

Posted by BigEd 2004-09-01 12:19:37 PM|| 2004-09-01 12:19:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 goddamer! ima was going use this story! >:(

Posted by muck4doo 2004-09-01 12:28:16 PM|| [http://www.meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2004-09-01 12:28:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Bone / Boner --it's easy to see how the poor dog would be confused.

Posted by Dar 2004-09-01 12:32:31 PM|| 2004-09-01 12:32:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 poor dog. I hope he's ok.

Posted by B 2004-09-01 12:34:24 PM|| 2004-09-01 12:34:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 "I thought he loved me! ... And afer all those sausages and meatballs I gave him as treats! [sniff]"

Posted by Bulldog 2004-09-01 12:35:12 PM|| 2004-09-01 12:35:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Date Rape victim strikes back! Film at eleven...

Posted by 98zulu 2004-09-01 1:09:45 PM|| 2004-09-01 1:09:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Well, that's the problem with pit-bulls. They were bred as fighting dogs, and you just can't undo the many years of genetic selection because you want to have a "cool, tough dog" with a spikey collar, etc.

In terms of the bite--pit bulls are pretty short and the crotch is easy to jump up to--especially if the man was bending down at all. Once a pit-bull locks on, the construction of the jaw is "stuck"--they don't let go (it's part of the "kill" ability/strategy). This guy didn't have a chance. He probably took his clothes off due to the pain and shock of what had happened--don't know why he was totally naked, though. Poor guy.

Amateur breeders have really screwed things up regarding temperment and behavior. My advice is to stay away from pit-bulls, unless you know the breed and know how to handle them in a professional manner.

Might be a good dog in the fight against terrorism, though. Dress 'em up in pig costumes and let 'em loose on Tater's guys! : ) !

Posted by ex-lib 2004-09-01 3:01:52 PM|| 2004-09-01 3:01:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 im know the breed well, the dawgs are mostly overbread shitters, but the owenrs are 88 percetum morons who dont like dogs but want a sign of they prowess

Posted by Half 2004-09-01 5:43:07 PM|| 2004-09-01 5:43:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 amen half!

Posted by muck4doo 2004-09-01 10:27:57 PM|| [http://www.meatismurder.blogspot.com] 2004-09-01 10:27:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Ima agree wif Half and Muck!

Posted by Frank G 2004-09-01 10:48:12 PM|| 2004-09-01 10:48:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Considering that the pit bull's central fighting strategy is clamping its locking jaws onto an opponent's windpipe, this incident is different only in that the wrong length of pipe was clamped onto.

Wanna-be thugs who parade around with pit bulls may as well be toting a loaded 9mm with the safety off. Irresponsible pet owners are not the animals' fault. Morons who want to own a pit bull should have to shell out for a bond to cover potential damages, perhaps even against themselves, as this idiot so perfectly proved.

Posted by Anonymous6166 2004-09-01 10:50:46 PM|| 2004-09-01 10:50:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Si, Senor, por pavor, don't be randy
Let go and you'll have no regrets
For as much as a hug
I'll call out me dog
And he'll bite off your wee castanettes!

--From a song by Alex Beaton

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-09-01 10:56:13 PM|| 2004-09-01 10:56:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Needless to say (then why say it?), the missing body parts in question most likely will not be recovered intact.

Posted by Zenster 2004-09-01 11:01:37 PM|| 2004-09-01 11:01:37 PM|| Front Page Top

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