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2004-08-21 Britain
Jailed Muslims angry over pork on menu
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Posted by tipper 2004-08-21 2:24:55 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 In the name of Allan I issue this fatwa. Pork from now on is halal. Especially the dry rub BBQ pork ribs from Corkys in Memphis.
Allan be praised.
Posted by Trolling for Allan 2004-08-21 2:33:00 AM||   2004-08-21 2:33:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Hughes ordered pork be removed entirely from the prison’s meal offerings.

Penalize everyone because Capt Hook doesn't like the other white meat.
Posted by Super Hose 2004-08-21 2:35:28 AM||   2004-08-21 2:35:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Hughes ordered pork be removed entirely from the prison’s meal offerings.

To be substituted in all places with blutwurst.
Posted by Zenster 2004-08-21 2:55:54 AM||   2004-08-21 2:55:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Taking bacon/ham/sausage away for breakfast?

If there are any Rednecks in that prison, they'll sue the bejeezers out of this guy.

As for Hamza, let me visit him - I'll tkae a couple strips of bacon and a copy of the Koran: tear a couple pages out, rub the bacon on them then eat them - and watch they guy go into a rabid frenzy as I tell him I will be excreting the Quran in it s true for in about 8 hours.
Posted by OldSpook 2004-08-21 11:53:30 AM||   2004-08-21 11:53:30 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, I worked on many a tray line. You can bet the folks in the kitchen will be spooning the pork brown gravy over his mashed potatoes as his menu comes down the line.
Posted by B 2004-08-21 11:54:05 AM||   2004-08-21 11:54:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 If you don't like it, don't eat it. I'm sure there are lots of meals that go uneaten because Chipped beef on toast is nasty. Toughin up Captain Hook you whinner.
Posted by Yank 2004-08-21 1:19:06 PM|| [http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com]  2004-08-21 1:19:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 A written apology to Stumpy---that is a scream! Why doesn't the warden and Stumpy just trade places? Who is running the show here?

Pork---it's what for dinner. If Stumpy does not like it, offer the Mad Cow special. Stumpy shuts his gob and eats or dies.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-08-21 1:30:07 PM||   2004-08-21 1:30:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Here's our jail cookbook. We don't get no stinking porkchops. :(
Posted by Maripoosa County 191919 2004-08-21 2:15:48 PM||   2004-08-21 2:15:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Here's yer haggis, laddie..."
Posted by mojo  2004-08-21 3:07:13 PM||   2004-08-21 3:07:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Prison.

It's not Crime & Halal Cuisine...

It's not Crime & Islamic Sensitivity...

It's not even Crime & Rehabilitation...

It's Crime & PUNISHMENT.

Wotta bunch of morons. And the prisoners are asshats, too.

Fug'em. All. Feed 'em The Loaf you pussies.
Posted by .com 2004-08-21 4:53:27 PM||   2004-08-21 4:53:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 You know... them flying saucers are looking better.
Posted by Maripooosa 191919 2004-08-21 5:36:03 PM||   2004-08-21 5:36:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Well, he could just skip the meal that has pork--BUT NO! The LLL and those influenced by them are all to happy to bend over and take it up the wazoo, in order to submit to Islam. "And what else can we get for you, Mr. Terrorist, Sir?"
Posted by ex-lib 2004-08-21 5:48:06 PM||   2004-08-21 5:48:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 OK - it's time to take meat, fish and eggs off the menu to cater to Buddhists and Hindus.
Posted by Zhang Fei  2004-08-21 7:35:33 PM|| [http://www.polipundit.com]  2004-08-21 7:35:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 "you'll get thin gruel and LIKE IT, asshole!"
Posted by Frank G  2004-08-21 7:42:06 PM||   2004-08-21 7:42:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Give the bastard what Bobby Sands used to eat.
Posted by JDB 2004-08-21 8:10:54 PM||   2004-08-21 8:10:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 an air biscuit
Posted by Frank G  2004-08-21 8:26:17 PM||   2004-08-21 8:26:17 PM|| Front Page Top

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