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2004-07-26 Central Asia

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Posted by Fred 2004-07-26 11:16:27 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I love the Turkmenbashi. He's so freakin' entertaining. If you're going to be a tinpot dictator, do it right.

Halk Watan Turkmenbashi!

Posted by Gromky 2004-07-26 3:30:46 AM|| 2004-07-26 3:30:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take

I'll be watching you

Posted by Steve 2004-07-26 9:01:38 AM|| 2004-07-26 9:01:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 All Hail Me!
I'm Niyazov!
If you don't like me
Your head goes off.

Put this in the Classix!

Posted by Korora 2004-07-26 9:55:12 AM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com] 2004-07-26 9:55:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Roses are red
violets are purple
sugar are sweet,
please hand me the mustache wax

Posted by Shipman 2004-07-26 9:56:28 AM|| 2004-07-26 9:56:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Gee, maybe Turkmenbashi and Saddam could get together for a poetry slam next time it's "Open Mic Night" down at Abu Sayf's Teahouse 'n' Terror Shoppe.

Posted by Seafarious 2004-07-26 10:32:45 AM|| 2004-07-26 10:32:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 "I call this poem 'Ode to Myself.'"

Posted by Mike 2004-07-26 10:39:23 AM|| 2004-07-26 10:39:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 "Take a long lazy swim in Lake Me
Turkmenbashi as far as you see
My calendar's custom
My statues? Adjust 'em
And my hair is less poofy than Kimmie"

Posted by Seafarious 2004-07-26 10:55:57 AM|| 2004-07-26 10:55:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Yes, but can he golf? Or is that next weeks headline on "Dateline: Turkmenistan"?

Posted by tu3031 2004-07-26 10:59:43 AM|| 2004-07-26 10:59:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 This was dedicated to Saddam during OIF:)

(To the tune of Arabian Nights from Disney's Aladdin :

Oh I come from a land
A far away place
Where A-10s in kill boxes roam
Where we gas moms and babes then we kick in their face
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home!

With JDAMs from the east
And SLCMs from the west
And Stealth bombers, oh what a sight
Come on down, stop on by
Take cover or die -
On another Iraqian Night!

Iraqian Niiiiiights
Like Iraqian Days
More likely than not
You'll probably get shot
Cause terror don't pay

Iraqian Niiiiiights
Like Iraqian Moons
I've got to run hard
Cause I can't trust my Guard
When they hear those kabooms....

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2004-07-26 11:53:15 AM|| 2004-07-26 11:53:15 AM|| Front Page Top

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