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2004-05-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

New Meaning To The Phrase âBiting The Bulletâ

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Posted by Raj 2004-05-06 5:39:19 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 At least Olivia did not chew her food 27 times! A 9mm cartridge isn't the smallest thing in the world, though. Planting the 9mm cartridge in the hot dog sounds like an inside job, pardon the pun.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-05-06 5:54:25 PM|| 2004-05-06 5:54:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Hebrew National makes good quality dogs.

(psst - even us Protestants eat them. They make great base for Chili-Cheese Dogs, which aren't very Kosher)

Their ads have a line, "No artificial colors or fillers. . ." Whoops

Am I paranoid or would it be too far a stretch, owing to past threats, that a al-Qada type would like to target a Kosher food Company?

Posted by BigEd 2004-05-06 6:05:54 PM|| 2004-05-06 6:05:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 BigEd---I would not be surprised if someone targeted the food company. Years ago the PLO and friends targeted Jaffa oranges in Israel for export. I won't tell what they did, but it was an evil deed.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-05-06 6:21:39 PM|| 2004-05-06 6:21:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 That is sad, because their Dinner Franks are very good.

Posted by BigEd 2004-05-06 6:23:55 PM|| 2004-05-06 6:23:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 You'd have to be really wolfing down that hot dog to swallow a bullet.

Posted by Sam 2004-05-06 6:29:10 PM|| 2004-05-06 6:29:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I wonder if there's any way of proving or disproving whether or not she brought her own ammo. Color me skeptical.

Posted by GK 2004-05-06 6:34:51 PM|| 2004-05-06 6:34:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Or if the 'addition' was done at the costco store instead of at the factory....

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-05-06 7:04:11 PM|| 2004-05-06 7:04:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 GK, I have to agree with you. I don't know about the rest of you carnivores, but when I'm eating food, especially meat, and I bite anything that not proper consistency, I immediately stop and try to pull it out. And I'm talking about something just a little tougher, like gristle or fat. That this woman "found" a bullet means that it would have to have been dropped in under the relish, or put there when the dog was actually being manufactured. Since these were kosher hotdogs, they get a lot more inspection than an average dog. As for that bullet in her stomach, my theory is that she wants to sue someone, but is too grossed out to deep fry a rat and stick in her big mac when no one is looking. So she tested out the safety of using a dangerous, but non-organic object, like a bullet, and accidentally swallowed it during one of her practice runs.

Posted by Dripping Sarcasm 2004-05-06 7:16:02 PM|| 2004-05-06 7:16:02 PM|| Front Page Top