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2004-03-15 Home Front: Culture Wars
Water almost banned!
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Posted by Korora 2004-03-15 3:12:56 PM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Sounds to me like they're determined to ban styrofoam cups and they need an excuse. The excuse they happened to hit upon just made them look stoopid, but that's not deterrence if you actually are stoopid.
Posted by Fred  2004-3-15 3:29:15 PM||   2004-3-15 3:29:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Science by politicians....bad for your health? It should be banned
Posted by Frank G  2004-3-15 3:37:46 PM||   2004-3-15 3:37:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 You're right Frank. This reminds me of the Mississippi state legislator who several years ago introduced a bill to round Pi off to 3.0.
Posted by GK 2004-3-15 3:46:32 PM||   2004-3-15 3:46:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Here's a link to the material safety data sheet for water: http://ptcl.chem.ox.ac.uk/MSDS/WA/water.html
Posted by Spot  2004-3-15 3:56:43 PM||   2004-3-15 3:56:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 All this damn science and math crap should be banned anyway. It is so bad for the children's self-esteem to be told there is only one right answer out of all the possible answers they can come up with! Is being "right", which is really an old throwback to that repressive Puritan belief system, really more important than feeling good about yourself?

Like my finite math prof Dr. Corwin used to say, 2 + 2 = 5, when 2 is very large.
Posted by Dar  2004-3-15 4:00:27 PM||   2004-3-15 4:00:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Its about time they banned this dangerous substance.

From the FAQ on DHMO....

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:


* Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
* Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
* Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
* Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
* Contributes to soil erosion.
* Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
* Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
* Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
* Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere.
* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

:)
Posted by CrazyFool  2004-3-15 4:13:33 PM||   2004-3-15 4:13:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 The real story is that the city was prepared to enact binding legislation on the basis of something a paralegal dug up on the internet.

The DHMO hoax is an old one and very widely known. How many less obvious hoaxes and fictitious, unverified claims have gotten by us and into the law books?
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-3-15 4:23:57 PM||   2004-3-15 4:23:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Consider this, gang:

Somewhere out there, in the depths of space, hyper-advanced ET's are listening in to the Today Show and PBS and the breathless bleating of yokel-news career-builders.

If so, liberal science legislation is the laughingstock of the universe.


Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-3-15 4:42:49 PM||   2004-3-15 4:42:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 But, as the FAQ points out, it aids athletic performance and sex. Its use in all beers is especially telling.
Posted by Chuck Simmins  2004-3-15 4:44:42 PM|| [http://blog.simmins.org]  2004-3-15 4:44:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I hate the shit, I just can't heard saying it. And yes... what is it?
Posted by Hillary 2004-3-15 5:07:00 PM||   2004-3-15 5:07:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 It's natural that two horny Hydrogen Molecules should attracted to something as common and low born as O!

Teachin science everywhere. Along with Higene.
Posted by Dr. Science 2004-3-15 5:10:03 PM||   2004-3-15 5:10:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 On a serious note, it is unfortunate but scarcely a surprise that the paralegal is so ignorant.
It is much worse that nobody bothered to run the paralegal's "discovery" past someone who had, say, passed freshman chemistry.

It is possible that there is no such person in Aliseo Viejo, but they could surely have sent for an outside consultant.

Citiot bureaucrats love that, so it wouldn't have interfered with the real objective here, a tiny little power grab for officious officials and imperious lackeys.

My fee is $1150 a day, plus expenses (minimum one day). Unlike the usual run of high-priced California eco-consultants, I don't go in for hookers or heavy drinking, so the expenses would be modest compared to what they are used to.
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2004-3-15 5:26:17 PM||   2004-3-15 5:26:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 AtomCon--

I'll have your spam, er, hookers! I love it!

(tip: Monty Python)
Posted by JDB 2004-3-15 7:32:44 PM||   2004-3-15 7:32:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 AC gebus... you don't sound like any fun atall.

Wait a second.... you said heavy drinking..... now there's a little Chiracian motion....
Posted by Shipman 2004-3-15 7:43:42 PM||   2004-3-15 7:43:42 PM|| Front Page Top

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