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2004-01-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2004-01-23 9:19:47 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 What's with all the elephant stories lately? Pachyderm fetishes are covered on another site. We do Paki's here, not Pachy's!

Posted by Tom 2004-1-23 9:24:36 AM|| 2004-1-23 9:24:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Snoop Doggy Dog's new video, from yesterday... "Elephants Gone Wild".

There has been an occasional speculation in the Sci Fi community that elephants are sapiant. They use tools, demonstrate mourning for their dead, and learn. And they drink beer. That qualifies them to be, at the very least, Aussie.

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-1-23 9:33:15 AM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2004-1-23 9:33:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Tell the damn zookeeper, "no more Fosters for Jumbo."

Posted by Super Hose 2004-1-23 10:09:37 AM|| 2004-1-23 10:09:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Elephants are from Mars....Aussies are from Venus?

Posted by john 2004-1-23 10:14:49 AM|| 2004-1-23 10:14:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe, but they do tend to avoid crocodiles and bad road rage movies.

Posted by Proud To Be An Infidel (JC) 2004-1-23 10:15:01 AM|| 2004-1-23 10:15:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 We do Paki's here, not Pachy's!
LOL,Tom. But I think she was just trying to find the male pachy who ran off with the TV remote.

Posted by Gasse Katze 2004-1-23 10:44:47 AM|| 2004-1-23 10:44:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 "The Rantburg Chamber of Commerce, in association with the Rantburg Distillery and RantBeer, the beer that made Howard Dean lose it, present the First Annual Rantburg Pink Elephant Days Festival . . . ."

Posted by Mike 2004-1-23 12:13:23 PM|| 2004-1-23 12:13:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 "Go back to your cage, or we will be forced to unleash the elephant-eating sheep!"

Posted by Dar 2004-1-23 12:22:41 PM|| 2004-1-23 12:22:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 What's with all the elephant stories lately?

2003 was Rantburg's Year of the Bear; 2004 is the Year of the Elephant

Posted by seafarious 2004-1-23 2:57:15 PM|| 2004-1-23 2:57:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Actually, I think 2004 will turn out to be the year of the donkey-headed turkey.

Posted by Old Patriot 2004-1-23 9:13:49 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2004-1-23 9:13:49 PM|| Front Page Top

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