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2003-08-28 Home Front

Guns, Chain Saws Seized from Air Passengers

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Posted by Steve 2003-08-28 9:41:14 AM|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 When I was a stockboy in high school, I used to always have a boxcutter or two in my pockets. It's like nerds & pocket-protectors - part of the regalia. Of course, I have to wonder how many stockers are likely to be taking regular flights anywhere - it isn't the best-paying job in the world.

Posted by Mitch H. 2003-8-28 10:42:10 AM|| 2003-8-28 10:42:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Anybody that thinks a machete is a more effective weapon than a hockey stick never saw Dale Hunter play.

Realistically, even if peg leg sucessfuly smuggles a baynet onboard, how will that help in when I attack him with the eating tray that I rip off the seat in front of me. Even if he fires up a Poulan, it will be a simple matter to choose and sacrifice one of my fellow passengers. Likely candidates would be:
the idiot who persists in reclining his chair onto my kneecap or my friendly row-mate who wants to tell me about his day

Posted by Super Hose 2003-8-28 10:09:35 PM|| 2003-8-28 10:09:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I always check in my chain saw. Makes the boarding process a lot smoother.

Posted by tu3031 2003-8-28 10:23:21 PM|| 2003-8-28 10:23:21 PM|| Front Page Top

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