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2006-11-22 Great White North

Burqa-wearing robber cleans out jewellery store

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Posted by Fred 2006-11-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Oh gawd, that's so hysterically funny I damn near fell off the chair. What irony. So richly deserved.

Posted by SpecOp35 2006-11-22 02:24|| 2006-11-22 02:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Can't wait for the police sketch.

Posted by ed 2006-11-22 02:26|| 2006-11-22 02:26|| Front Page Top

#3 Any crook can wear a burqa. When a large number of 'em get on the bandwagon, perhaps "real" Muslims will abandon the garb altogether. Or so we can hope.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2006-11-22 06:17|| 2006-11-22 06:17|| Front Page Top

#4 This is only part of the broad spectrum of robberies that make of Canada's rich cultural tapestry.

Posted by Excalibur 2006-11-22 07:47|| 2006-11-22 07:47|| Front Page Top

#5 Lol Excaliber! I recall that Soddy has the same problem of bad-guys-in-drag. It's a muzzie thing, we wouldn't understand.

Posted by Spot">Spot 2006-11-22 08:49|| 2006-11-22 08:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Police artist have released this sketch.

Posted by Shipman 2006-11-22 09:01|| 2006-11-22 09:01|| Front Page Top

#7 For a minute, I was expecting to read that Khalid "was alone in his jewellery store filling the display cases with gold rings and necklaces when he said "fuck it" and decided to rob his own store."

And with the help of a coupla burqa-ed buddies, perhaps that's exactly what happened. Insurance fraud, anyone?

Posted by exJAG 2006-11-22 10:09|| 2006-11-22 10:09|| Front Page Top

#8 From a Pak? Boy, wouldn't that be a first!

Posted by Fred 2006-11-22 10:15|| 2006-11-22 10:15|| Front Page Top

#9 Burqa-wearing robber cleans out jewellery store

Burka Boy

Her brow is uni-bold
Her lips a decieving lie
Her hands are always cold
She got Ma Barker eyes

She'll turn her music on you
You won't geta chance to think twice
She's pure as a 'Frisco guy
She's got Ma Barker eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
all the better to decieve you
She precocious
and she knows just
what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Jerry Lewis stand-off sighs
She's got Ma Barker eyes

She'll steal into your home
It whets her appetite
She'll steal your CPU unless its olde
She's got Ma Barker eyes

She'll take your gold
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come up blue
She's got Ma Barker eyes

She'll expose you
When ~~she~~ snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
She's ferocious
and she knows just what it takes
to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a lie
She's got Ma Barker eyes

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
all the better just to decieve you
She's precocious
and she knows just
what it takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a lie
She's got ma Barker eyes

She will tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Ma Barker eyes

She'll expose you
When she snows you
She knows you
She's got Ma Barker eyes

Posted by RD 2006-11-22 11:59|| 2006-11-22 11:59|| Front Page Top

#10 He thinks they were Pakistani or Indian

Or Indian. Riiight.

Posted by gorb 2006-11-22 17:27|| 2006-11-22 17:27|| Front Page Top

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