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2005-11-01 Britain

UK Migrants to Undergo âBritishness Testâ

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Posted by lotp 2005-11-01 08:19|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Thisn the required textbook.

Posted by Shipman 2005-11-01 08:50|| 2005-11-01 08:50|| Front Page Top

#2 I thought the title was "1066 and All That." Maybe some bright minds thought alike.

Associated Press article on this matter in our local this morning headlined "List the 6 wives of Henry VIII."

If the questions really include Tudor and Stuart gossip, I'll ace it. Who needs a soap opera? Read Antonia Fraser.

Posted by mom">mom 2005-11-01 09:31|| http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com]">[http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2005-11-01 09:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Those are crap questions.

Should be more like:

Do you agree women should have equal rights? (if no, automatic deportation)

Do you agree to uphold the laws of Britain ahead of any religious or cultural duty you may have had in your country of origin? (if no , automatic deportation)

Do you agree not to physically asault any individual even if they have offended your honour, if they are a female relative or if they are homosexual? (if no immediate deportation)

Do you agree that a woman has the right to choose her friends and who she marries? (you get the idea)

Posted by anon1 2005-11-01 12:43|| 2005-11-01 12:43|| Front Page Top

#4 Naw more like:
Was Yassir the Arafat
A. A good leader but a bad man
B. Yes
C. No
D. Sickly
Choose one and illustrate with pie charts using magenta or what-have-you.

Posted by Shipman 2005-11-01 12:50|| 2005-11-01 12:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Closing the coop after the fox got in?

Posted by gromgoru 2005-11-01 12:52|| 2005-11-01 12:52|| Front Page Top

#6 One question only, "How did you like the banger?"

Posted by Ulilet Uniter3495 2005-11-01 13:18|| 2005-11-01 13:18|| Front Page Top

#7 Not that this will do any good. Under Islam its perfectly ok to lie (even under oath) to infidels.

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-11-01 14:20|| 2005-11-01 14:20|| Front Page Top

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