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2009-10-18 Home Front: Politix

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Posted by tipper 2009-10-18 12:01|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Found on another website, seems appropriate here, hats off to the original poster/creator:

New Element Discovered

The Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science (Gv)

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentiums mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (Adm), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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The only thing Id change with this is the name. Id call it Obamic Governmentium.

Posted by Throluck Glomble2595 2009-10-18 12:34|| 2009-10-18 12:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Gee, where have I seen that before? Oh yeah - in an email sent to me about 400-500 times by a buncha old coots and political-mouthbreathers whose entire interaction with the internet seems to be the 'forward' button on their email app.

Enough of this stuff -please.

Posted by Pappy 2009-10-18 15:33|| 2009-10-18 15:33|| Front Page Top

#3 I has a stolen cookie recipe that cost Macys 1 million dollars.

Posted by .5MT 2009-10-18 18:53|| 2009-10-18 18:53|| Front Page Top

#4 Which is purdy old...

How old?

That old

Posted by .5MT 2009-10-18 18:57|| 2009-10-18 18:57|| Front Page Top

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