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2004-09-07 Caucasus

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Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-09-07 10:13:34 AM|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Dear Rantburg;
When news like this comes out, and some muslim apologist starts ranting about how bad Russia has been for Muslims, I feel like capping a whole lot of Muslims in the head. Does this make me a bad person?
Sincerely,
Thomas

Posted by Asedwich 2004-09-07 10:46:29 AM|| 2004-09-07 10:46:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 As long as you feel really really bad about it, it's okie-dokie.
-Imam Al Fuqed

Posted by .com 2004-09-07 10:50:29 AM|| 2004-09-07 10:50:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 yes, in islam your intention is everything in determining if something is right or wrong. For instance, if you kill a child to protect the light of islam then you have done nothing wrong. But if you kill a child just for the heck of it then it is wrong and allen will punish you with a good roasting in hellfire.

Imam Al-Gental

Posted by peggy 2004-09-07 11:08:33 AM|| 2004-09-07 11:08:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Yes, .com's right but more than that you need to put an extra penny in the 7-11 penny dish even tho you are already generous in that fashion.

Posted by Shipman 2004-09-07 11:09:02 AM|| 2004-09-07 11:09:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Great point.

Posted by Mark Espinola 2004-09-07 11:13:42 AM|| 2004-09-07 11:13:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 If you still suffer from pangs of conscience for your deeds committed in the name of saving islam from the infidels, then I recommend extra prayers/and or a pilgrimage to mecca. That will wipe your slate as clean as a whistle and you will not have to worry your little head any more about what you have done.

allen who is most compassionate and merciful to muslims more than anyone else is going to take care of you. Dontcha worry ;)

imam al-gental

Posted by peggy 2004-09-07 11:20:07 AM|| 2004-09-07 11:20:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 And while you're at 7-11, you could also memorize a few extra hadiths from "Auto Trader" magazine just to be on the safe side.

Posted by Anonymous6346 2004-09-07 12:05:01 PM|| 2004-09-07 12:05:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Now that 6346 was RB. Bringing together 7-11, hadiths and Auto Trader in one fine sentence.

Posted by Shipman 2004-09-07 1:27:33 PM|| 2004-09-07 1:27:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 OK, penance of a cent in the spare penny cup, to gain forgiveness for my assault on Islam---and to aid the convenience store hegemonic Islamification of America, Check.
But I'm not clear about the whole saving islam from the infidels? Why the fark would I want to do that?

Posted by Asedwich 2004-09-07 10:40:39 PM|| 2004-09-07 10:40:39 PM|| Front Page Top

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