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2006-08-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Jackal 2006-08-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 What's a teaching dog? And why did the woman crash it?

Posted by gromky 2006-08-29 00:44|| 2006-08-29 00:44|| Front Page Top

#2 Dog is my copilot.

Come on, someone had to.

Posted by Zenster 2006-08-29 00:59|| 2006-08-29 00:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Doh! I wonder if she'll get any movie deals out of that.

Posted by gorb 2006-08-29 01:36|| 2006-08-29 01:36|| Front Page Top

#4 Driving in Hohhot is was a bitch.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-08-29 02:15|| 2006-08-29 02:15|| Front Page Top

#5 Should have taught the mutt to speak first.No hazard involved and may even make it to the Animal Planet programme too....and even world fame.

Posted by Duh! 2006-08-29 02:23|| 2006-08-29 02:23|| Front Page Top

#6 This reminds me of a Gary Larson cartoon I can't find anymore, neither through google or on my PC where I thought it was: a police officer arresting a guy letting his dog drive, and who sez to him "what do you think I am, crazy? Sure, I let him drive from time to time, but he's never, never off the leash!".

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-08-29 04:58|| 2006-08-29 04:58|| Front Page Top

#7 "Officer, don't listen to a word he says. That dog is a LIAR!!"

Posted by GORT 2006-08-29 09:38|| 2006-08-29 09:38|| Front Page Top

#8 Master, Took car and Rex to town.
Sit, master, stay.

Posted by milo 2006-08-29 11:26|| 2006-08-29 11:26|| Front Page Top

#9 I remember that ...LOL. Wonder if the lady had her head out the window, tongue in the breeze, while the dog drove?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-29 11:37|| 2006-08-29 11:37|| Front Page Top

#10

Shaddup and sitdown. I need no backseat drivers! Remember, my breed is called "BOXER" for a reason...

Posted by BigEd 2006-08-29 12:36|| 2006-08-29 12:36|| Front Page Top

#11 Headline: "Doggie Bagged!"

Posted by mrp 2006-08-29 14:03|| 2006-08-29 14:03|| Front Page Top

#12 "dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel"

Crouching dog, Smashing fender?

Posted by Elmavitch Ebbuper2818 2006-08-29 14:17|| 2006-08-29 14:17|| Front Page Top

#13 Well first I thought Zenster's pun was about the worst I'd seen, until this little gem came along. Er...um....thanks Elmavitch Ebbuper2818.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-29 15:35|| 2006-08-29 15:35|| Front Page Top

#14 Xinhua did not say what kind of dog ...

Whatever breed it was, it must not have been too sharp, eh?

Posted by Zenster 2006-08-29 16:33|| 2006-08-29 16:33|| Front Page Top

#15 Or "chow".

Posted by mrp 2006-08-29 17:02|| 2006-08-29 17:02|| Front Page Top

#16 Whatever breed it was, it must not have been too sharp, eh?

Ugh! That's really ~~clever~~ awful, Zenster.

Posted by Ulomort Jarong3816 2006-08-29 18:13|| 2006-08-29 18:13|| Front Page Top

#17 Peikinese, wasn't it?

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-08-29 18:23|| 2006-08-29 18:23|| Front Page Top

#18 Certainly wasn't a Border Collie, they like playing with the GPS too much.

Posted by 6 2006-08-29 19:39|| 2006-08-29 19:39|| Front Page Top

#19 Or "chow".

Maybe after the accident.

Posted by Zenster 2006-08-29 21:01|| 2006-08-29 21:01|| Front Page Top

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