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2005-08-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Wheresh Ebback3540 2005-08-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Utterly Irrelevant Quote Contest...

"Further proof that every nation should send 7% of its GDP to the UN."
-Jan Egeland

"Nah, it's just a calibration test. Chill."
-Halliburton, Magnetic Anomaly Generator Test Team

"Silly people. Give me back my patents, George."
-Nicola Tesla

"It's the Illuminazis, thwarting Gaia's desire to be free and attractive."
-Petunia Moonbat

Posted by .com 2005-08-26 00:38|| 2005-08-26 00:38|| Front Page Top

#2 Having it stop would be a bad thing©. Trust me on this.

Posted by Sock Puppet OÂ´ Doom 2005-08-26 01:24|| 2005-08-26 01:24|| Front Page Top

#3 And to think it only took 25 years to be confirmed - will my University prof change my grade to "A" from C + for proving him wrong, AGAIN FOR Nth TIME!? Why next thing you know Condi and Blair were at Penn State, along with the Burqua Boyz!?

Posted by JosephMendiola 2005-08-26 02:12|| 2005-08-26 02:12|| Front Page Top

#4 However, this only just happens when we fire up the microwave for lunch...

Posted by Halliburton: Earthquake Tsunami Division 2005-08-26 08:52|| 2005-08-26 08:52|| Front Page Top

#5 Quick! Notify Hillary Swank!

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-08-26 10:14|| 2005-08-26 10:14|| Front Page Top

#6 ..they calculated that the core is spinning slightly faster than the rest of the planet and is a bit lumpy.

Maybe it should be stirred more. Works with my Malt-O-Meal.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-08-26 10:33|| 2005-08-26 10:33|| Front Page Top

#7 Analysing those differences, they calculated that the core is spinning slightly faster than the rest of the planet and is a bit lumpy.

A bit lumpy? Hell, I got me a nice new Ridgid Random Orbit Sander. If you can get me down there, I can get 'er smooth.

Posted by eLarson 2005-08-26 11:04|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2005-08-26 11:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Thanks! I was running low on things to worry about.

Posted by Capsu 78 2005-08-26 11:09|| 2005-08-26 11:09|| Front Page Top

#9 After drinking all this beer, my head is out-spinning the rest of mhy body

Posted by God Save The World 2005-08-26 11:42|| www.yourvirtualworld.net]">[www.yourvirtualworld.net] 2005-08-26 11:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Don't tell these guys about the torque converter in their automatic transmissions...

Posted by mojo">mojo 2005-08-26 12:53|| 2005-08-26 12:53|| Front Page Top

#11 You sure it wasn't the Halliburton Zionist Earthquake Machine Division?

Hey! Who dat? Seagreen anon?

Posted by Shipman 2005-08-26 18:00|| 2005-08-26 18:00|| Front Page Top

#12 The Haliburton Zionist Earthquake Machune hit my place 2 nights ago. Scared the beejeebers out of the dogs, chickens, horses, and me and Connie the Short Bus Lady. I guess it was a test, only 3.8

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2005-08-26 20:26|| 2005-08-26 20:26|| Front Page Top

#13 Hey! Who dat? Seagreen anon?

That's me.

Posted by lotp 2005-08-26 22:26|| 2005-08-26 22:26|| Front Page Top

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