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2006-04-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Alcohol cloud is 463 billion kilometres long
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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-04-05 08:17|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 OMG i dont drink but thats surly alot of moneys worth of free drink up there - hold on is this a joke - this is too sureal to be true, what next dope plants on Mars?
Posted by ShepUK 2006-04-05 08:45||   2006-04-05 08:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Ted Kennedy must have sneezed.
Posted by Besoeker 2006-04-05 08:47||   2006-04-05 08:47|| Front Page Top

#3 The vast bridge-shaped cloud of methyl alcohol has been spotted
fooooey!
Posted by 6 2006-04-05 09:01||   2006-04-05 09:01|| Front Page Top

#4 QUICK, SOMEONE LIGHT A MATCH!!
Posted by ARMYGUY 2006-04-05 10:06||   2006-04-05 10:06|| Front Page Top

#5 Methanol is a Bacchus nektar not suitable for human consumption the Gods.

Posted by RD 2006-04-05 10:14||   2006-04-05 10:14|| Front Page Top

#6 When I grow up, I wanna be an astronaut.
Posted by Mike 2006-04-05 10:18||   2006-04-05 10:18|| Front Page Top

#7 No one can hear you throw up in space.
Posted by Wholuth Flanter4973 2006-04-05 10:28||   2006-04-05 10:28|| Front Page Top

#8 wow yeah what'd happen if you did light it - it wouldnt burn would it cos of no air but im no scientist as you've gathered. Make a nuke look like a lit match though im guessing.
Posted by ShepUK 2006-04-05 10:47||   2006-04-05 10:47|| Front Page Top

#9 ** Burp! **
'scuse me!
Posted by Chuck Simmins">Chuck Simmins  2006-04-05 11:00|| http://blog.simmins.org]">[http://blog.simmins.org]  2006-04-05 11:00|| Front Page Top

#10 Tho you guyth have found out where (hic) I went.
Posted by Foster Brooks 2006-04-05 11:02||   2006-04-05 11:02|| Front Page Top

#11 When I die, I want my body loaded into a rocket and shot into the center of that cloud. And maybe if I'm lucky I'll get rejuvenated like Spock on planet Genesis and come back to life.
Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-04-05 11:08||   2006-04-05 11:08|| Front Page Top

#12 They drink lots of methanol in Russia and the third world.
Posted by M. Murcek">M. Murcek  2006-04-05 11:59||   2006-04-05 11:59|| Front Page Top

#13 In unrelated news, Ireland announced the initiation of a national space program, dedicated to distant stellar exploration.
Posted by WhiteCollarRedneck 2006-04-05 12:05||   2006-04-05 12:05|| Front Page Top

#14 I blame Bush for not signing the Kyoto protocol.
Posted by lotp 2006-04-05 12:23||   2006-04-05 12:23|| Front Page Top

#15 Remember Star Wars and the Mos Eisley Cantina?

I think a cargo ship blew up, or something!
Posted by BigEd 2006-04-05 13:23||   2006-04-05 13:23|| Front Page Top

#16 "Tired of looking at your spouse that long time ago converted to an amorphous blob? Try our White Cane, bottled from our repository in the farthest reaches of the universe!"
Posted by zazz 2006-04-05 13:53||   2006-04-05 13:53|| Front Page Top

#17 And if there are such clouds of gas, can there also be clouds of water vapor ? Also, if Earth ever ventures into such a cloud, would our skies become heavy with alcohol rain ? Shortage of water, shortage of oxygen, and doom.
Posted by wxjames 2006-04-05 17:26||   2006-04-05 17:26|| Front Page Top

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