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2022-04-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-

US considers vaccinating chickens to protect from devastating bird flu outbreak that has caused 22 million poultry deaths in America

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-04-05 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Time to stop eating chicken.

Posted by Angstrom 2022-04-05 09:30|| 2022-04-05 09:30|| Front Page Top

#2 You can still afford chicken?

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 09:34|| 2022-04-05 09:34|| Front Page Top

#3 Whatever is in the Chicken Vax better be proven safe for humans to consume the VAX's meat.

But given the CDC/FDA/NIH recent track record. I can predict a lot 10 hen / 2 rooster dual coops coming to back yards.

Posted by NN2N1 2022-04-05 09:34|| 2022-04-05 09:34|| Front Page Top

#4 I think the standards for pet food are higher. I'm going to try Friskies one of these days.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 09:47|| 2022-04-05 09:47|| Front Page Top

#5 So, we won't be seeing those "no antibiotics, ever" chicken ads for a while. As an aside, the last time bird flu ran thru, it just about wiped out the alligator farmers down here. Turns out reptiles get bird flu.

Posted by ed in texas 2022-04-05 10:54|| 2022-04-05 10:54|| Front Page Top

#6 A vaccine is not antibiotic…

Posted by trailing wife 2022-04-05 11:02|| 2022-04-05 11:02|| Front Page Top

#7 A vaccine is not even a vaccine anymore...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 11:04|| 2022-04-05 11:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Vaccine is now Holy Water of the COVIDian religion. It's water from the tap and does nothing. Oh, a priest waved his hand over it. Nut it's still just water.

But worse for you.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 11:15|| 2022-04-05 11:15|| Front Page Top

#9 Ed @#5 - Don't they feed the gators a lot of chicken?

Posted by Frank G 2022-04-05 11:22|| 2022-04-05 11:22|| Front Page Top

#10 Yes they do. That's why gator meat "tastes just like chicken."

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 11:23|| 2022-04-05 11:23|| Front Page Top

#11 chickens are currently consuming considerable quantities of antibiotics and various hormones

another vax would hardly register

Posted by Lord Garth 2022-04-05 11:31|| 2022-04-05 11:31|| Front Page Top

#12 "Free range" chickens mainly eat each other's droppings. So healthy...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 11:34|| 2022-04-05 11:34|| Front Page Top

#13 #12 - "this chicken tastes like ass"

Posted by Frank G 2022-04-05 11:35|| 2022-04-05 11:35|| Front Page Top

#14 ^ Unfortunately, I've had that...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 11:36|| 2022-04-05 11:36|| Front Page Top

#15 My chickens just started laying. All egg chicken, only 6. I control all the food and water. Everyone should have a couple of chickens in the yard. Free range chicken eat bugs, snakes, lizards, spiders, greens, worms, mice, not their own crap. They might even eat dumb comments and russian trolls too.

Posted by Vespasian Ebboting9735 2022-04-05 11:45|| 2022-04-05 11:45|| Front Page Top

#16 First time your chicken lays a duck egg, fry it.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 11:47|| 2022-04-05 11:47|| Front Page Top

#17 ?^

Posted by Vespasian Ebboting9735 2022-04-05 12:46|| 2022-04-05 12:46|| Front Page Top

#18 This boring thread was made hilarious thanks to Frank and Murcek.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-04-05 12:48|| 2022-04-05 12:48|| Front Page Top

#19 Fry the egg. And the chicken. Eat the egg. Give the chicken to the dog. A chicken who would get impregnated by a duck is not fit for human consumption.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 12:50|| 2022-04-05 12:50|| Front Page Top

#20
A chick can't fcuk
a talking duck?
That's Disney top billing!

She's a Jezebel
for dogs to eat?
Why, that's honor killing!

Posted by Dron66046 2022-04-05 13:01|| 2022-04-05 13:01|| Front Page Top

#21 I envision one of those "behind the scenes" pr0n videos with Disney Elsa interviewing the chicken and duck in fluffy robes on a 70s style couch, with interspersed clips of avian preversion (that last word with props to Col. Bat Guano.)

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 13:04|| 2022-04-05 13:04|| Front Page Top

#22 Sorry I asked.....
Slow day for me as well.

Posted by Vespasian Ebboting9735 2022-04-05 13:40|| 2022-04-05 13:40|| Front Page Top

#23 Chickens in the yard is still considered a nuisance where I live. I'm still good with that.

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-04-05 13:44|| 2022-04-05 13:44|| Front Page Top

#24 So a hen who lays with a duck is a' dicken?

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-04-05 13:53|| 2022-04-05 13:53|| Front Page Top

#25 We call 'em yard birds. Around here, they come with the scenery.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2022-04-05 14:32|| 2022-04-05 14:32|| Front Page Top

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