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2006-03-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2006-03-26 13:34|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Sounds like the shtick Al Franken used to do when he was almost funny.

Posted by xbalanke 2006-03-26 14:27|| 2006-03-26 14:27|| Front Page Top

#2 You know, I'm not aware of any Canadian law that prevents him from leaving that boring job.

Just saying.

Posted by lotp 2006-03-26 14:29|| 2006-03-26 14:29|| Front Page Top

#3 He needs to join the Christian Peacemaker Teams. Someone might actually rescue him.

Posted by john">john 2006-03-26 14:43|| 2006-03-26 14:43|| Front Page Top

#4 He almost has enough for a Saturday Night Special and a box of bullets.

Posted by ed 2006-03-26 15:04|| 2006-03-26 15:04|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, he's entitled to his entitlements. It's a Canadian public worker thing.

Those of us who haven't sucked at the public tit for a decade, pulling down the most for the least, wouldn't expect the world to sympathetically hand over a million dollars to this Homer.

We would have quit when the job didn't meet expectations and looked elsewhere.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-03-26 15:51|| 2006-03-26 15:51|| Front Page Top

#6 lol
"honorary Palestinian"
Hey I'm tired of my job ya wanna give me some money so I can get out of my job?

Posted by Jan 2006-03-26 18:03|| 2006-03-26 18:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Ummmm, I'm a poor, underpaid security officer at one of the nations' leading laboratories nestled 850-ft above the city of Berkeley, CA, one of the most leftist, liberal, socialistic cities in America.

I can't leave my job or California because of the paltry wage I am forced to contend with just to live and keep a roof over my head (and that of my poor sick mother and her poor sick roommate and our two old doggies) and the high cost of living in California.

Please, send me money so I can relocate to somewhere more conservative and lead a lifestyle more fitting to that which I would like to become accustomed.

Please, send me money so I can get the hell outta' California and away from Berkeley.

If I can collect at least $100k I'll be able to get away from here and start a new life. That's not even $1 million.

Please. I'm begging everyone...

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2006-03-26 18:55|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2006-03-26 18:55|| Front Page Top

#8 Oh, sorry, donations can be made through PayPal on my website at www.fire-on-the-suns.com

No purchase necessary.

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2006-03-26 18:57|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2006-03-26 18:57|| Front Page Top

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