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2004-03-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2004-03-14 12:05:07 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Are there any "Merry-got-mounds"?

Posted by Charles 2004-3-14 12:32:40 AM|| 2004-3-14 12:32:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "Was it good for you, too, cave?"

My god, the guy must have answered all the penis extension/expansion/lengthening/straightening spams he ever got.

I think he'd look a bit like a bloke standing next to the goodyear blimp.

Posted by Tony (UK) 2004-3-14 4:56:03 AM|| 2004-3-14 4:56:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 What do they sell at the gift shops, and are they giving away free samples?

Posted by Dripping sarcasm 2004-3-14 10:48:46 AM|| 2004-3-14 10:48:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Talk about a difficult job for a janitorial staff, even I would not want to hose that park. Some bodily fluid are not water soluble and I'm sure that I would have to have an incredibly numerous battery of immunizations before hiring. As for non-hose type janitorial work in that park, I would be petrified to even pick up a napkin from the pavement without a complete chem/bio suit.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-14 12:03:54 PM|| 2004-3-14 12:03:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 SH - I bet there's a character there with your name on it!

Posted by Frank G 2004-3-14 12:11:57 PM|| 2004-3-14 12:11:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Frank, that took me a minute. I shall have to go offline so that I can call for medical attention.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-14 12:16:57 PM|| 2004-3-14 12:16:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 SH. It's your mission. You don't want to be known as regular hose do ya? What would Shamu think?

Posted by Shipman 2004-3-14 1:35:30 PM|| 2004-3-14 1:35:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Shipman, maybe if I venturied an attitive into the hose stream, the sticky stuff could be broken down.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-3-14 1:47:52 PM|| 2004-3-14 1:47:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 It must be that growing -- 40 million -- shortage of women thing. Now they have to get their rocks off on rocks.

Posted by VRWconspiracy 2004-3-14 2:08:23 PM|| 2004-3-14 2:08:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 "...and if you help me find my car keys, we can both get out of here."

Posted by tu3031 2004-3-14 9:17:21 PM|| 2004-3-14 9:17:21 PM|| Front Page Top

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