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2005-02-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by mojo 2005-02-16 4:32:11 PM|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 What happened was that he wasn't told that in addition to taking the pills, he was supposed to put his thumb in his mouth and blow really, really HARD.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-02-16 5:40:01 PM|| 2005-02-16 5:40:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 What an IDIOT! Didn't he realize he wasn't supposed to SWALLOW them . . . !

(ouch. just the thought of that makes me need to cross my legs)

Posted by PlanetDan 2005-02-16 5:56:31 PM|| 2005-02-16 5:56:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 "The pills contain ginseng, yohimbe bark, L-arginine..."

Bad batch of L-arginine. Or possibly someone f***ed up and pulled the D-arginine lever. Happens all the time, especially if you source from Eastern European labs. The manufacturers could have avoided all this unpleasantness if they'd just given him a fresh batch.

Posted by Bulldog 2005-02-16 5:57:02 PM|| 2005-02-16 5:57:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 failed to deliver hard results

I think perhaps he got his 'enhancement' drugs mixed up again....

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-02-16 6:04:47 PM|| 2005-02-16 6:04:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey, the spam *specifically* said "penis enarglement". Nothing at all about "enlargement". And, let me tell you, having now seen him waving his penis around, let me assure you all, that that is one enargled penis. And we have LOTS of satisfied customers who are just THRILLED at how enargled their penii have become.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-02-16 6:16:07 PM|| 2005-02-16 6:16:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 someboder say yohimbe? always maker me sweat, but purple looks way different

Posted by half 2005-02-16 7:51:08 PM|| 2005-02-16 7:51:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I asked my Doctor for viagra and he aked me why I wanted to put a brand new flagpole on a condemned building.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-02-16 8:46:23 PM|| 2005-02-16 8:46:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 for a new sales promotion?

Posted by Frank G 2005-02-16 9:00:41 PM|| 2005-02-16 9:00:41 PM|| Front Page Top

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