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2005-02-11 Olde Tyme Religion

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Posted by growler 2005-02-11 11:31:55 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 And a few more pearls of wisdom from our favorite rotting ayatollah: Khomeini's Quotes from Dr. Homa Darabi Foundation

Posted by ed 2005-02-11 12:02:04 PM|| 2005-02-11 12:02:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 2,631. It is loathsome to eat the meat of a horse, a mule, or a donkey if someone has had coitus with the animal.

Yeah, I always wondered about that.
No wonder the French loved this guy.

Posted by tu3031 2005-02-11 12:16:07 PM|| 2005-02-11 12:16:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 #2,631 left out the second half of Khomeini's brain nugget: Pass it off on an unsuspecting boob in the next town. Khomeini must have been a bazaar merchant in another life.

From the Dr. Homa link:
"The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold."

Posted by ed 2005-02-11 12:28:53 PM|| 2005-02-11 12:28:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 #2637: I take it he's not a big fan of bananas?

Posted by James 2005-02-11 1:14:18 PM|| [http://www.idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2005-02-11 1:14:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Ed: so I assume that means if the animal was sodomized after death by a man, then it's o.k. to eat? No wonder these people are so fanatical...every single topic of their lives are decisions made by others. No way to live in my book.

Posted by BA 2005-02-11 1:48:58 PM|| 2005-02-11 1:48:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 James - or BBQ beef ribs, either.
But still, the question remains....if your cousin has had sex with an infidel goat, can you roast it up for your next party in the dead-end alley?

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-02-11 1:52:08 PM|| [http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-02-11 1:52:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Words to live by: "Never look in the eye of an evacuating, menstruating, infidel woman real estate broker in a dead-end alley if she is eating dead locusts of unknown origin."

Posted by Tom 2005-02-11 2:05:54 PM|| 2005-02-11 2:05:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Islam is a dead-end alley, no wonder it preyed on his mind so much

Posted by Frank G 2005-02-11 2:10:09 PM|| 2005-02-11 2:10:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Evacuation is unlawful...over the graves of the faithful, if it would be considered disrespectful."

But if you do it in a respectful manner (lifting the right leg, not the left), it's OK.

Posted by jackal 2005-02-11 2:37:35 PM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-02-11 2:37:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Here are more...

3237.1.a Taking a deep breath while facing a compass point of 64 degrees (close to east-northeast) will result in a lightning zap from allah himself because allah considers 64 degrees his private direction.

621.3.c Flatulance while walking through a date palm grove is unclean because the trees will absorbe your "deposit" and ruin the flavor of the fruit.

1215.3.x Any woman who had a snowman painted on her big toenail during a pedicure is taboo. This is an infidel woman who grew up in a cold climate and hasn't been near snow in several years. Desire is unclean.

6969.b Certain positions during copulation with goats or sheep are forbidden. It might get you kicked in the head. This is a personal warning.

so - Was the old sourpuss part English or not????

Posted by BigEd 2005-02-11 5:09:35 PM|| 2005-02-11 5:09:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 it has been said that the God of the World dislikes a full stomach more than anything else

a there your have it mercifull allan wants you hungry

Posted by half 2005-02-11 6:54:59 PM|| 2005-02-11 6:54:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 sounds like a starting point for Juche

Posted by Frank G 2005-02-11 7:13:48 PM|| 2005-02-11 7:13:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 #2622 reminds me of a skit in The Meaning of Life, when Human Sexuality Professor John Cleese is trying to explain to his students what to do about lunch and the hanging of the coats. Thanks for this post-a very long day at work, relieved immensely by this lunacy!

Posted by jules 2 2005-02-11 7:17:31 PM|| 2005-02-11 7:17:31 PM|| Front Page Top

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