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2012-01-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Dutch zoo fits elephant with contact lens

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Posted by Fred 2012-01-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 Awwwww, no Pachyderm wid OVERSIZED GLASSES, or at least THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPETT [Don Knotts]???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-01-31 00:12|| 2012-01-31 00:12|| Front Page Top

#2 The National Weather Service has disavowed thermometer readings of -79F in Alaska, because the thermometers are failing.

And they're only rated down to -40F, anyway.

Posted by Anonymoose 2012-01-31 08:23|| 2012-01-31 08:23|| Front Page Top

#3 There are a lot of old Trunks in this country that desperately need a fitting of new lenses.

Posted by Procopius2k 2012-01-31 08:26|| 2012-01-31 08:26|| Front Page Top

#4 #3: There are a lot of old Trunks in this country that desperately need a fitting of new lenses. Posted by: Procopius2k|

Actually, those Trunks need new brains. Theirs has atrophied from lack of use. The TEA Party passed out some elixir, but the majority of the Trunks refused to take it.

Posted by Old Patriot 2012-01-31 17:09|| 2012-01-31 17:09|| Front Page Top

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