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2010-01-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2010-01-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 For the last time dear wife Mira Dehim, why must you continue to throw the chicken bones and table scraps into the river?

Posted by Besoeker 2010-01-23 05:54|| 2010-01-23 05:54|| Front Page Top

#2 Now, now honey. You're just tired from work. Why don't you go and have a nice, relaxing bath in the river? Don't forget to moisturize first with chicken fat, or you'll get dry skin.

And don't worry so. I'm not the least bit angry about you forgetting our anniversary, or saying that a second wife would help you remember.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-01-23 06:52|| 2010-01-23 06:52|| Front Page Top

#3 Mr. Winston's guardian angel has been nominated for the January "Employee of the Month" award. (The winner gets some gift cards and the use of The Boss' parking space for a month.)

Posted by Mike 2010-01-23 11:38|| 2010-01-23 11:38|| Front Page Top

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