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Ozzy Osbourne vowed to never take acid again after talking to a horse for one hour
2022-08-26
I do that at least once a day!
[PAGESIX] Legendary rocker Ozzy Osbourne revealed he once promised himself to never take acid again after finding himself in an hour-long conversation with a horse in the middle of a field.
The horse couldn't make out what he was saying.
The former Black Sabbath frontman, 73, said he was left astonished when the horse apparently talked back to him — telling the rocker to "f—k off" at the end of their apparent exchange.
At least the response was appropriate.
"At that time in America, people were very fond of lacing your drinks with acid," the "War Pigs" singer told the Daily Star. "I didn’t care."
"I mean, like, I never even noticed."
"I used to swallow handfuls of tabs at a time. The end of it came when we got back to England. I took 10 tabs of acid and then went for a walk in a field."
"Actually, I flew."
"I ended up standing there talking to this horse for about an hour," Osbourne, who was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 2019, remembered.
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Posted by:Fred

#9  Too soon?:

Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2022-08-26 14:25  

#8   It was embarrassing when the horse would win every argument. <<< IMO Candidate for SNARK of the Day --- Why, because it was very likely true (as well as being humorous.)
Posted by: Elmavins and Tenille6004   2022-08-26 13:02  

#7  
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-08-26 08:43  

#6  The horsesh*t whisperer...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2022-08-26 08:40  

#5  Well, horses ARE good listeners.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2022-08-26 08:36  

#4  Unlike our Prez who turns and shakes hands with no one near him.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2022-08-26 06:52  

#3  No big deal. Some people wear masks, even in while driving alone in their own car.
Posted by: DooDahMan   2022-08-26 04:57  

#2  It was embarrassing when the horse would win every argument.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2022-08-26 01:01  

#1  Was the horse named "Mr. Ed?"
Posted by: Too Old To Work   2022-08-26 00:25  

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