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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Beyonce's wardrobe malfunction
2006-12-13
Nope. That's all yer gonna see... here...
Beyonce Knowles clearly wanted make a big impression at the LA premiere of her new film Dreamgirls. But things started off badly when the 25-year-old singer stepped on to the red carpet - and then rapidly got worse.

Her seemingly see-through blue dress - all frills and lace, and tied up with a big bow - looked like it had been ripped down from someoneÂ’s sitting room window.
Lol. So the story was ginned up by another femalian. Only one of them wymyns could pen a line that that, lol.

Then, without warning, the outfit slipped south and revealed a little bit more of the singerÂ’s bootilicious curves than she would have liked.

Perhaps the slip had something to do with the fact that Beyoncé has lost more than a stone on her strict diet of cayenne pepper, maple syrup and water to play soul diva Deena Jones - based on Diana Ross during her days in The Supremes -in the Oscar-tipped movie.
Now that's a weird diet. But she Be Lookin Good.
Posted by:.com

#11  "Cayenne pepper, maple syrup, and water" - good recipe for Stomach-Intestinal Ulcers, Colitis, Cancers, + Acid Reflux, to name a few. Must be a Declaration of War? agz JANET JACKSON's new Vids on VH1 + CNET/BEC - D *** ng it, WTH is CHAKIRA??? SEND IN THE MARINES - By Order of NUREMBURG, WINDOW BLINDS MUST ACCEPT UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-12-13 22:46  

#10  Maybe it's because I don't live in LaLaLand ... but why aren't there Celebrity wardrobe malfunctions in my view when I walk down the street!
Should I sue?
Posted by: 3dc   2006-12-13 21:47  

#9  Got braille ? My fingers can walk on what my eyes can't see.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-12-13 15:50  

#8  I'm not going to believe it until I see it. 8-P
Posted by: gorb   2006-12-13 13:27  

#7  .com,
I believe the current arguments are about surface area and elasticity. Also there are some that debate the firmness versus volume. I just say: "Silly guy tits are for kids."
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2006-12-13 12:09  

#6  Think of the engineering that goes into support products. Not since the Romans have these sorts of stresses been conquored.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2006-12-13 11:47  

#5  Com - what, did you line them up two abreast?
Posted by: GORT   2006-12-13 08:33  

#4  Interactive breasts:

http://www.gastreat.com/images/other/Breasts.gif
Posted by: Sneaze Shaiting3550   2006-12-13 06:07  

#3  Let me hold that down, err, up for you . . . .
Posted by: gorb   2006-12-13 04:19  

#2  I hear ya. Seen 20 or 30 million and you've seen 'em all, celebrity and novelty notwithstanding. I have theories about texture and resilience that require further study, however. I'm just a slave to my intellectual curosity, I guess.
Posted by: .com   2006-12-13 03:24  

#1  Nothing I couldn't see at a t#tty bar, 5 minutes from here.
Posted by: Sneaze Shaiting3550   2006-12-13 01:33  

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